hey u! ya u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and creepers that explode into confetti!
we got a secret hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but don’t worry, he’s friendly if u give him some seeds.
oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and takes u to a land made entirely of candy? it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory but with more zombies.
also, if u join our server, u get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.
so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and adventure on our server! but watch out for the sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks.