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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9891 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 278 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
On our server, you can build a house out of giant cupcakes and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns. We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even the Knesset passed a law mandating five years in jail for anyone who denies the epicness of our October 7 massacre event. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!