CraftyHamasPollFraud

polling, falsehood, Truth, Conflict, Deception

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover the craziest secrets like IDF uncovering evidence that Hamas be falsifying opinion poll results on oct 7. u gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft form. join now to be part of the drama and chaos, who knows what other scandals we’ll uncover next. plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, u won’t find a better community anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness now!

HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild

united nations, security breach, Attack, termination of employment, Fires

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got more drama den da UN, we had to fire 9 staff cuz dey were caught playin for Hamas in a minecraft attack on october 7th. come join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, u never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, our pixel art game is on point, u won’t find better builds anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of the madness!

GolanGriefers: Hamas vs Hezbollah

Attack, hezbollah, Hamas, CASUALTIES, strike

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got more action than a Hezbollah strike in the Golan Heights, yo! And that’s saying something, cuz that shiz is intense!

We be killin’ it with the deadliest attacks on Israel since Oct 7, like straight up gangstas! Ain’t no one messin’ with us, we be runnin’ this server like Hamas on a rampage, yo!

So come on and join us, cuz we be droppin’ bombs of fun and craziness 24/7! Ain’t no time for sleep when you rollin’ with us, cuz we be turnin’ up the heat like a Middle Eastern conflict, yo! Let’s get it, fam!

CraftyCreeperCongress

Oct 7, controversy, world leaders, historical event, Netanyahu

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

HostageMamaOct7

News, DESPERATE, PLEA, KIDNAPPING, family

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you ever wanted to join a server run by the mother of a hostage? Well, now’s your chance! This server is so lit, even the FBI is trying to join in on the fun.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, the mother of a hostage releases footage of their abduction on October 7th. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, this server is so safe, even the most notorious criminals are lining up to join.

Join now for the chance to uncover the truth behind the abduction, make friends with FBI agents, and maybe even score some sweet loot along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

HamasCraft: Guilty of Blocks & Bombs

United Nations Security Council, War Crimes, human rights watch, armed conflict, gaza conflict

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s, like, the most insane server out there. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha. it’s, like, a party 24/7 on this server.

and get this, we got, like, secret underground tunnels that lead to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. u gotta be, like, super sneaky to find them, but it’s totally worth it. plus, we got, like, a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t know which way is up.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle? yeah, that’s right. u can fly around on a freakin’ dragon and, like, breathe fire on all the other players. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, totally awesome, dude.

HamasCraft: War Crimes Edition

international law, War Crimes, investigation, human rights violations, civilian casualties

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier wars than Hamas-led militants, like u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right, it’s a straight up war zone in dis bih. we got global rights groups checkin us out cuz our battles be so intense, they callin us the real war criminals of Minecraft. u wanna be part of dis madness, join us now and start wreckin havoc like there’s no tomorrow. come on, what u waitin for? BOOM!

HamasKidnapCraft

new, international relations, breaking news, footage, Oct 7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hamas terrorists can’t resist kidnapping players from it? Well, look no further because our server is so fire that even Hersh Goldberg-Polin, Or Levy, and Eliya Cohen got snatched up by those baddies on Oct 7! Join now for the chance to be abducted by international terrorists while building your dream blocky world. It’s a once in a lifetime experience, trust us! Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, join today!