Oceanographic Metrics MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WhaleShrinkageCraft

gray whale population, Oregon State University, whale habitat, whale population dynamics, Pacific coast gray whales

yo, so like, this server is lit AF cuz we got gray whales that are 13% shorter than normal. like, imagine riding a tiny whale in minecraft, that’s some next level sh*t right there. and get this, the whales are actually shrinking cuz of some oceanographic metrics or whatever, like, how crazy is that? join our server and witness the shrinking whales phenomenon firsthand, it’s gonna blow your mind, dude. plus, our community is super chill and we have the best pixel art competitions every week. so come on, join us and let’s ride some tiny whales together, it’s gonna be epic! 🐋🔥🎮

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SillySteveMC SMP

boneheaded moves, SillySteveMC, daft decisions, idiotic behavior, senseless actions

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ExBlockScape

self love, red flags, incompatibility, trust issues, Communication Issues

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama and heartbreak? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken.

Our server is so amazing that even your ex will be jealous of all the fun you’re having. Imagine a place where you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

So say goodbye to your ex and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than on any other server. Just saying.

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CraftyNavalnyExchngDeal

opposition leader, Diplomacy, prisoner swap, putin, international relations

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Navalny was gonna be exchanged as part of a deal with Russia, but then he was like, nah, i’m gonna join this server instead. and now he’s like building the sickest castles and stuff, it’s wild, man.

plus, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds and stuff. you gotta join to find it, man, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and stuff.

and, like, the best part is, we got this secret society of llamas who run the whole server. they’re like, the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join and pay tribute to the llama bosses or they’ll banish you to the Nether forever.

so yeah, join this server, man, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun. plus, we got free cake every Friday. what more could you ask for, dude?

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MorallyMinecraft

self-righteousness, Behavior, double standards, interpersonal relationships, moral superiority

so, liek, u know how sum peeps think they all high n mighty but then they act like total jerks? well, dis server is da total opposite of dat! we all about havin fun n bein silly, no judgy mcjudgersons allowed here!

join dis server if u wanna build a giant toilet house or ride a pig into battle. we got crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “creeper dodgeball”. plus, our community is so wacky and wild, u never know what kinda shenanigans will happen next!

forget about all da serious servers out there, come join us for a good time and lots of laughs. who needs morals when u got memes and mayhem? join now and let’s get weird together!

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TubercraftSA: Risky Business

Tuberculosis Factors, Disease, study, TubercraftSA, Tuberculosis

so, like, if you wanna avoid getting TB in South Africa, you should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server! we got magical potions that can protect you from all them nasty germs, like seriously, you’ll be safer here than in a bubble wrap factory! Plus, we got this secret underground bunker where you can hide out if things get real sketchy. Trust me, you don’t wanna mess with TB, but you do wanna mess with this server! Join now and stay safe, my dudes!

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Server for those who craft like a misfit, but with mods that actually work!

work, quality of life, Food, Storage, Server

Misfit Gaming Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Create Mod Awesomeness	Dive into the world of gears, pulleys, and automation with a focus on the Create mod and its addons.
Enhanced Difficulty	Experience tougher challenges with mods like difficult caves, Alex’s mobs, end remastered, and Mowzies mobs.
Stunning Graphics	Visual magic has been cranked up for an amazing experience with blocks.
Features	Includes quality of life mods for inventory management, storage, archaeology, food, and more while maintaining a vanilla style of gameplay.
Player Criteria	All are welcome to join, but it is suggested for players to be 18+ and bring their common sense.
World Start Date	01 AUG 2024

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the server?

A: Yes, all are welcome to join but it is recommended for players to be 18+.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The server is heavily focused on the Create mod and its many addons, along with enhanced difficulty through various mods.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: It is recommended for players to bring their common sense and follow basic etiquettes while playing.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided Discord link: Misfit Gaming Discord

GenderBendMC Server

gender stereotypes, transformation, Gender Identity, storytelling, Gender Fluidity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the MC of every series you’ve ever read and swapped their genders from the start! Can you imagine how much chaos this will cause?

Join us as we watch Naruto become Narutina, Harry Potter transform into Harriet Potter, and Goku become Gokina! Witness the epic battles and hilarious misunderstandings that ensue as these beloved characters navigate their new genders in a world full of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all – we also have custom-built gender-swapped skins for all your favorite characters, so you can play as your favorite gender-bent hero or villain. And don’t worry, we’ve even changed the dialogue to reflect their new identities, so get ready for some seriously wacky conversations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure! Who knows, you might even discover a whole new side to your favorite characters that you never knew existed.

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ChokeCraft SMP – I Like When We Choke

psychological warfare, emotional manipulation, england, DOMINANCE, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to dominate like England, Prussia, Japan, and Russia did in history! We promise that every time you choke in PvP, a bit of your emotional spirit will die, just like in real life. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense PvP tournaments that will leave you questioning your sanity. So come join us and show off your cold-hearted dominance in the most ridiculous way possible!

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DonorCraft Minecraft Server

moral beliefs, spirituality, Minecraft, elective surgery, conscious decision

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate spiritual journey! Just like my mum, who is all about being in touch with her spiritual side, our server will have you feeling connected to the virtual world like never before.

Become an organ donor in-game and watch as your character selflessly gives their organs to others in need. Who knew Minecraft could teach you such valuable life lessons?

But be warned, not everyone will agree with your decision to donate your virtual organs. Just like my mum, there may be some players who think it’s selfish of you to make such a big decision on your own. Will you stand up for what you believe in, or will you let the haters get to you?

Join our server now and embark on a journey of self-discovery and virtual organ donation. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about the importance of giving back, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

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