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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9046 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4258 |
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