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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 120 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!
But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.
So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!
