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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Caffeine, calorie intake, daily walks, diet, drinking coffee, drinking water, eating less, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, hydration, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, not smoking, nutrition, physical activity, quitting smoking, Server, SlimCraft, Walking, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Villages Defended:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

admins, Antispam, Competitions, Donations, Drugs, Floodprotect, freedom, Griefing, killing, Limited World, Minecraft, naked boobs, PONOS ANARCHY, Private, real money, Server, weapons

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	612	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

ponos.aboba.host

GarbageOP Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

emotional well being, Escape, existential questions, family relationships, introspection, life choices, Loneliness, luxury lifestyle, materialism, mental health, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, personal values, pixelated, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-sufficiency, Server, Social Connections, social isolation, societal expectations, solitude

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	4151	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!

BlockyBabyBlunder

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, blocky, BOOTY, Call, Casual Sex, Connection, Curiosity, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Honesty, hookup, Intimacy, memorable, Minecraft, one night stand, Passion, redditors, regret, Server, spontaneity, Story, Thrill, unforgettable, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Zombie Dances:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!