🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4959 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!