Occasion MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LaughCraft SMP

Workplace, inappropriate response, smp, coping mechanism, Funeral

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you’ll be ROFLing all day long! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava, but instead of being sad, I couldn’t stop laughing because it was just so ridiculous! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a chicken jousting tournament, it was clucking hilarious!

Join now and experience the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But for everyone else, come join the madness and let’s have a blast together! LOLZ!

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Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

occasion, Routine, breaking habits, Minecraft, faulty logic

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

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BirthdayThreads

Outfit, clothing, celebration, fashion preferences, occasion

So, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, man. We got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the cha-cha. One time, a player found a diamond block that turned into a talking parrot that told jokes all day long. It was wild, dude.

If you join this server, you’ll get a magic wand that can turn any block into a cake. Yeah, you heard me right. Cake for days, bro. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. If you can defeat the chicken and open the chest, you’ll find a magical unicorn that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and craziness on this server. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have a good time. See you there, dude!

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FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Funeral, FragrantFuneral, Minecraft, Fragrance, Suit

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

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Minecraft Madness: Tsukimichi Edition – Where every day is a block party!

Festive, moon viewing, occasion, Pork, madness

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day is tsukimichi day! Why celebrate the boring old holidays when you can join us in honoring the majestic pork in all its glory? Our server is filled with pig-themed builds, pork chop feasts, and even a secret society dedicated to worshipping the legendary Pig King.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique quest system where you can embark on epic adventures to find the fabled Golden Pig Statue, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Porky Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards a treasure trove of bacon.

So come join us on our server and experience the pork-tastic fun for yourself. Who needs holidays when you have tsukimichi day every day?

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GnomesRUs Minecraft SMP

computer science, software engineering, Software Development, Gnome, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join our server for a chance to befriend a gnome and have them follow you around, stealing your items and playing pranks on other players. But be warned, these gnomes have a mind of their own and may lead you into all sorts of crazy adventures.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Gnome King who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare items. Just be careful what you wish for, as his sense of humor can be quite twisted.

So come join us on our gnome-infested server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

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TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Conflict, Respect, compromise, misunderstanding, Boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with a sneaky coworker in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to confront your coworker in-game and demand payment for those circus tickets she never used!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will test your patience and strategic thinking. Can you outsmart your coworker and claim victory? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a baseball game you never wanted to attend! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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CraftyCreeperCoWorking

Empathy, Boundaries, Interruptions, Marriage, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from annoying spouses who constantly interrupt your work-from-home software development job! Our server is the perfect place to focus on coding, building, and mining without any distractions.

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual world without any unexpected interruptions from your significant other. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office without knocking first!

So come on over and let your creativity flow freely without any guilt or distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of working from home with a chatty partner. Join now and say goodbye to annoying interruptions!

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PixelPurseVIP

love, Kindness, inner peace, friendship, self worth

Do you know what money can’t buy? The sheer joy and chaos of joining our Minecraft server! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic build battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time chasing after things money can buy when you could be embarking on wild adventures and making memories that will last a lifetime on our server? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!

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QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe

criminal charges, religious intolerance, justice system, freedom of speech, legal consequences

so, like, you should totally join this epic minecraft server because we have like, zero tolerance for haters and burners of any kind, especially quran burners. like, sweden is all over that shiz and we are too. join us and be part of the most righteous and law-abiding minecraft community out there. plus, we have this crazy story about a quran burner who tried to join our server and got banished to the nether realm for eternity. true story bro. so come join us and be on the right side of history. #justiceforquran #minecraftforlife

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