When they refuse to join our Minecraft server because they’re too busy hanging out with a bunch of creepers and skeletons in some dark, dingy cave. Like, hello? Our server has way cooler mobs to hang out with, like rainbow-colored llamas and disco-dancing pigs. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a hot tub made entirely out of obsidian. So, if you’d rather spend your time with a bunch of boring old zombies, then be my guest. But if you want to join the coolest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then you know where to find us. Just look for the giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses – that’s our secret entrance. See you there, loser!
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Haterade SMP: Obvious Signs
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just out to get you? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering if your fellow players are plotting against you.One time, a player built a secret underground base right next to another player’s house and filled it with nothing but chickens. And not just any chickens, but chickens with evil red eyes that followed the player around everywhere they went. It was the ultimate prank of chicken revenge!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of players who communicate only through the in-game chat by speaking in riddles. If you can decipher their cryptic messages, you might just uncover the hidden treasures they’ve buried all over the map.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and paranoia is your best friend, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always watch your back.

