Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

vexing, obtuse, Unintelligent, exasperating, Minecraft

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

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CousinClash Minecraft Server

damage assessment, credit card, CousinClash, small claims, SUE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and unexpected twists just like this story!

Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend’s cousin’s friend crashes into your virtual house! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Just like in this story, we’ll make sure justice is served. You can confront the culprit in a group Zoom call, show proof of the damage with timestamped screenshots, and demand payment in virtual diamonds or emeralds. And if they don’t comply, we’ll even organize a virtual court session with pixelated judges and lawyers!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and legal battles while building your dream world? Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and let the craziness begin!

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BoycraftFamilyVacayNoWay

work, relationship, travel, Communication, change of plans

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of birthday celebrations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures!

Just like how this person’s birthday plans got changed last minute, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your entire base has been transformed into a giant birthday cake!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you cry like this poor soul. Instead, we’ll make you laugh with our crazy events and wacky challenges. Plus, you can work from home (in-game) just like this person’s boyfriend – no need to take a leave from the fun!

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate birthdays, friendship, and Minecraft together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who won’t change your plans last minute!

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Single4ever Minecraft SMP

self-fulfillment, self worth, self-empowerment, Single4ever, self-acceptance

Lol, bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? Our server is like, the hottest place to be if you wanna find love. I mean, who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword, amirite? Plus, we have this crazy story where two players met while fighting off a horde of creepers and skeletons, and now they’re like, Minecraft power couple goals. So, like, join our server and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a pet wolf to keep you company. #SingleAndReadyToMine

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PixelPeekers

male reactions to nudity, thoughts on nudity, sexual arousal, male viewpoints, Media consumption

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive unicorn horses that poop out rainbow-colored blocks, creating the most magical landscapes you’ll ever see. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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UkrainianAgent’s Explosive Minecraft Server

foreign affairs, technology warfare, Ukrainian agent, Server, Moscow

Yo, so like, on this server, we got this wild story where a Ukrainian agent straight up traveled 300 miles across Russia just to plant explosives under a high-tech Russian drone-jammer near Moscow. Like, talk about dedication, amirite?

Anyway, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some next level shenanigans. We got exploding drones, secret spy missions, and a whole lot of chaos. Plus, our community is full of crazy peeps who will keep you on your toes.

So, if you’re into epic adventures, insane stories, and just overall ridiculousness, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those Ukrainian agents, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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PutinCraft: Trump’s Greenlight War

power dynamics, War, Conflict, foreign policy, Government

LOL come join dis server where we got Kremlin insiders cracking jokes and saying Trump told Putin he can expand the war! like wut even is happening? 😂😂

We got crazy builds like a giant Trump tower made out of cheese and a Putin statue made out of spaghetti. It’s a total meme fest up in here!

Join us for some wild PvP battles where you can fight as Trump or Putin and see who comes out on top. Will it be the cheese tower or the spaghetti statue? Who knows, but it’s gonna be hilarious!

So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes! 😜🧀🍝 #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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UPB is the new USB

serial data connector, Hardware, connectivity, data connector, computer components

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the blocks are made of cheese and the creepers wear top hats!

we have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the trumpet.

our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us.

join now and experience the most epic adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have unlimited cake for everyone!

why settle for a normal server when you can join ours and have the time of your life? UPB is the place to be!

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Baby Boom Server

babies, per 1, infant deaths, estimated, 180

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the consequences of US abortion bans are more babies and higher infant mortality! We got an estimated 478 extra infant deaths in da 14 states with bans, but don’t worry cuz we also got around one extra baby born per 1,000 woman! Dat’s a total of 22,180 additional babies across da country, so come on and help us take care of all dem babies in Minecraft! Build cribs, feed ’em milk buckets, and make sure dey don’t fall into lava pits! It’s a wild ride on dis server, so join now for some baby-makin’ fun!

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Medieval Smp

members, Possibilities, Legendary, Launch, Whitelist

Medieval SMP Minecraft Server

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that brings adventure, magic, and epic battles to life?

Join Medieval SMP, where you can build mighty kingdoms, battle fearsome bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment! (WHITELIST)

Will you rise as a ruler, forging a legacy that lasts for generations?

Will you brave the skies, slaying dragons that scorch the land beneath them?

Or will you descend into the darkest depths of the ocean, facing creatures unknown to man?

The world is vast, filled with breathtaking cities waiting to be plundered…or transformed into thriving kingdoms of your own making.

Season two launches this Friday, come join us. We already have so many members waiting!

⚔️Fight legendary beasts

🏰Build grand fortresses

🔮Master the arcane arts

🌎Explore a world of endless possibilities.

Discord – https://discord.gg/FDY66fHE

Server IP – 88.211.212.7:25565

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	No, the server is whitelisted. You need to apply for access.
Is there a specific theme for building?	Yes, the server focuses on medieval and fantasy builds.
Are there events or competitions on the server?	Yes, there are regular events and competitions for players to participate in.
How can I apply for whitelist access?	You can apply through the Discord server mentioned above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a fair and friendly gaming environment for all players.

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Medieval SMP Minecraft Server

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