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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1986 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 4857 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!