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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6778 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8054 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.