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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2297 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 36 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9921 |
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