Obsolete MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TrendKillerCraft

TrendKillerCraft, social media, cringeworthy, Outdated, Repetitive

Are you tired of boring, outdated Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers throwing epic dance parties.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out in epic dance-offs.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughing so hard)!

As for the trend we can’t wait to see die? Boring, vanilla Minecraft servers. Say goodbye to the same old same old and hello to a world of wacky fun and non-stop laughter!

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NoNewsJustBlocks

Future, Journalism, journalism ethics, publications, Extinction

lol imagine a world where newspapers are like, extinct. like, who even reads those anymore? come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to never make you read a newspaper ever again. instead, we have a whole village of villagers who will deliver all the news to you in person. they even do interpretive dances to really make the news come alive. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with all the newspapers in the world just in case you start to miss them. but let’s be real, who would miss those boring things when you can be playing on our server, amirite? join now and say goodbye to newspapers forever!

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CraftyTrendzGoneWild

old news, cringe, fashion, viral, fads

Remember when everyone was obsessed with planking? Well, forget about that because we’ve got something even better on our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master at “sheep stacking” – the hottest trend that never was! Build the tallest tower of sheep and impress your friends with your sheep-stacking skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “diamond disco” – a dance party like no other where players can boogie down while surrounded by sparkling diamonds. Who needs boring old planking when you can dance the night away in a diamond-filled disco?

So why join our server? Because where else can you stack sheep to the sky and dance in a diamond disco? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the outrageous adventures begin!

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FlopCraft: Japan’s Win!

data migration, floppy disks, data storage, Japans, IT infrastructure

OMG, have u heard? Japan just won the floppy disk battle! they’re like, “NO MORE FLOPPY DISKS FOR US!” so now they’re celebrating by inviting all u crazy gamers to join their EPIC Minecraft server! why should u join? well, because they have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons! plus, the admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u bring him a diamond block! so come join the fun and help Japan celebrate their floppy disk victory in style!

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VanishingPixels

UNNOTICED, unheeded, obsolete, VanishingPixels, unnoted

The answer is not your will to live, but the perfect Minecraft server that has been hiding in the shadows, waiting for the chosen ones to discover its glory. This server is so epic that even Herobrine himself bows down in respect.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can slay any mob with a single swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to dubstep music.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve’s first pickaxe haunts the mines, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine without permission. So grab your enchanted armor and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter.

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Handless Reminders MC

Time management, Modern Conveniences, digital age, mobile devices, reminders on hand

join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to write reminders on your hand again! our server is so lit, you will be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to even remember what day it is! forget about boring old cell phones, come join us and experience a whole new level of reminder efficiency! plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly like a majestic unicorn! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

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GameFAQsGoneMinecraft Server

Nostalgia, GameFAQsGoneMinecraft, Tips, Players, walkthroughs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So why waste your time on gamefaqs when you could be joining us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Hurry up and join before the unicorns eat all the cake!

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VCR Stream Survival: Where Minecraft meets retro tech in the most confusing way possible

Technology, Tech, Entertainment, digital age, recording device

Tired of watching VCR streams from the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where VCRs are banned and dinosaurs roam free! Our server is so epic, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a hot tub made of lava. Join us now and say goodbye to boring VCRs forever!

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PixelCraft: Where Ragdoll Physics are Always on Point! #MinecraftMadness #TrendyGamerServer

euphoria mods, point, iterations, improved, Simplified

Are you tired of boring, glitchy ragdoll physics in other games? Want to experience the most epic, over-the-top ragdoll physics in Minecraft? Look no further than our server!

Join us and watch as your character flails around like a drunken octopus, soaring through the air with grace and hilarity. Our ragdoll physics are so advanced, they make GTA V look like a baby game. Say goodbye to boring, realistic movements and hello to chaos and laughter.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and protect players from evil creepers. Legend has it, if you befriend a llama, they will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly (not really, but it’s fun to pretend).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, and downright hilarious ragdoll physics in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so much).

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The Imperfectum SMP: Where Everything’s Perfect Except the Spelling!

player head drops, Datapacks, Spelling, Mature, community vibrant

Perfectum SMP Server Overview

Server Type Semi-Vanilla

Application Process Required

Age Requirement 15+

Unique Features Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, community events, BlueMap integration

FAQs

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, players must be aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is done through our Discord server. Once submitted, you will receive a response within a week.

Q: What are some unique features of the server?

A: Dedicated moderators, community events, BlueMap integration for detailed server map, and more.

Q: Can I join without going through the application process?

A: No, the server is application-only to ensure a mature and skilled player base.

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Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Application Process	Required
Age Requirement	15+
Unique Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, community events, BlueMap integration

Obsolete

Perfectum SMP Server Overview

FAQs

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

Q: How does the application process work?

Q: What are some unique features of the server?

Q: Can I join without going through the application process?