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SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

Outdated, audiovisual technology, Minecraft, European standard, vintage

Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

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BlockBustGone

obsolete, no longer relevant, yesterday’s news, past, lost popularity

Remember that time everyone was obsessed with collecting rare rocks and minerals in Minecraft? Yeah, well, forget about that because now it’s all about collecting rare chickens on our server! That’s right, we have chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask us how it works, just come join and start your diamond chicken farm today!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with wings made of gold and a beak that shoots fireballs. Defeat the Chicken King in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken powers.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore our custom-built Chicken Dungeon, where you’ll face off against hordes of evil chickens and their dastardly leader, Colonel Cluckington. Rumor has it that deep within the dungeon lies the fabled Chicken Sword, a weapon so powerful it can turn your enemies into fried chicken with a single swing.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the clucking madness for yourself!

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Pixel Pals Craft Club

Throwback, classic, cellphone, Ancient, past

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to da retro days when phones were just bricks and u had to actually TALK to people instead of texting emojis.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’ll blow u away with their puns).

Our spawn point is a disco party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the robot. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds in the shape of Justin Bieber’s face.

So if u wanna experience a blast from da past and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now before the Ender Dragon starts breakdancing too!

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FutureFossil Minecraft SMP

transformation, recognition, everyday object, Modernization, advancement

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we debate the most pressing questions of our time, like what everyday object people in the future won’t recognize! We have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the relics of the past, like floppy disks and VHS tapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with mystery and adventure, come join us!

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Y2KPrankster Minecraft SMP

Memories, History, Y2KPrankster, smp, habits

Remember those days when people used to actually talk to each other face to face instead of just sending emojis and memes? Yeah, those were wild times. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back the ancient art of communication! Join us and experience the thrill of typing actual sentences in the chat box. Who knows, you might even make a friend or two along the way!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it, if you can out-dance the Pigman King, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: Wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of cake).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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PixelPotionCraft

no longer available, vintage, wistful, longing, obsolete

Do you miss the days of sipping on a Crystal Pepsi while playing with your Tamagotchi? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! We offer a virtual time machine where you can relive all your favorite discontinued products in pixelated glory. From Surge soda to Dunkaroos, we’ve got it all! Join now and experience a blast from the past like never before. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with all the nostalgic goodies you miss?

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LockBlockKids

technological advancements, obsolete, Automotive Industry, digital age, Technology

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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GroundhogCraft2020

obsolete, climate solutions, climate effects, climate prediction, climate science

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun u will forget all about Groundhog Day. u can build ur own lil world and make friends with all the animals. we have a secret underground club where u can party with the creepers and zombies. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends. come join the madness and save the world from climate change by building a giant ice castle. let’s get crafty, baby!

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VanishingVibesMC

disappeared, obsolete, Overlooked, VANISHED, faded away

Welcome to the Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Have you ever wondered what happened to that company or product that disappeared without a trace? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the missing companies and products have been hiding out! Join us and uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where pigs can soar through the sky and cows can breakdance?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises you’ll uncover along the way!

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AIRevengeGone, NoMoreRevenge, AIExcuseMe

Advanced technology, privacy, digital manipulation, digital rights, Technology

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE WILD WILD WEST OF MINECRAFT, BUT WITH A TWIST!

JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE PIGS FLYING, CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP DANCING THE FLOSS!

WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT YOU GOTTA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN TO GET IN!

OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS, TURNING YOUR PICKAXE INTO A LIGHTSABER AND YOUR SWORD INTO A BANANA!

PLUS, WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE NAMED FRED WHO TELLS THE BEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY TOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! AI REVENGE PORN? NAH, WE’VE GOT AI PIG RACES AND AI COW TIPPING! YEEHAW!

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