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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Star Shards Collected:	264
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dimension Hops:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	9219
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

WhiteWeddingWoes

child bride, comfort over style, daughter’s outfit, dress codes, eczema flare-ups, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, forgiveness, Insecurities, Jealousy, last minute decision, mental breakdown, sibling relationships, stepbrother’s wedding, Trauma, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, white dress, WhiteWeddingWoes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	536089
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and wedding disasters!

Picture this: your stepbrother’s wedding is ruined because his fiancée is jealous of your daughter’s close relationship with him. She accuses you of “pi*ping out your daughter” and even suggests some creepy child bride scenario. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! The bride’s mother blames you for her daughter’s panic attacks and insists that your daughter should have never worn white. It’s a fashion faux pas turned into a full-blown meltdown!

Join our server for all the juicy gossip, outrageous accusations, and family feuds you could ever want. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

LostPlayerAlert

Baffling, bewildering, chilling, cold case, Disappearance, Disturbing, eerie, Enigmatic, Forgotten, Haunting, LostPlayerAlert, missing person, Mysterious, perplexing, puzzling, unexplained, unresolved, unsolved mystery, VANISHED

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5848
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Villages Defended:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Have you ever wondered what happened to Steve from Minecraft? Well, rumor has it he joined our server and never looked back! Join us and uncover the mystery of Steve’s disappearance while building epic structures and battling creepers with your new pals. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

NigeriaSextortMC Server

account takedown, Cyber Security, cybercrime, data privacy, digital crime, facebook, internet security, Meta, Nigeria, Nigerian scammers, NigeriaSextortMC, online extortion, online fraud, online safety, online scams, phishing, Scams, Server, sextortion, sextortion scams, social media, social-networking

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	8264
Magic Items Found:	1171	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE META TAKIN DOWN THOUSANDS OF FACEBOOK SCAMMERS FROM NIGERIA, EXCEPT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND HELP US TAKE DOWN THE VIRTUAL SCAMMERS BY BUILDING EPIC BASES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SAVE THE VIRTUAL WORLD FROM SCAMMERS, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

CraftyCommiesNoMore

arms control, China, China-Russia relations, Conflict, CraftyCommiesNoMore, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Military, military support, peace negotiations, russia, sanctions, supply chain, Ukraine, War, weapons, Zelensky

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1746
Void Armor Forged:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where china is giving out free diamond swords to all players who join!!! zelensky himself is building a secret base to hide from russia and he needs YOUR help to defend against the evil invaders!!! join now and be a hero in this crazy world where anything can happen!!! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the action and adventure waiting for you on our server!!!

PlanetRespawnCraft

Afterlife, animal, BELIEF, contemplation, Cosmic, Curiosity, Earth, Existence, life form, Metaphysical, OTHERWORLDLY, philosophy, planet, PlanetRespawnCraft, Possibility, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, species, speculation, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98

so, like, imagine if u could be reborn as a frickin alien on a minecraft server, dude. like, u could be a green, slimy blob with tentacles or a sparkly, rainbow unicorn with laser eyes.

our server is, like, the only place where u can experience this wild adventure of being an alien in minecraft. we have crazy cool mods that let u fly through space, battle other aliens, and even abduct unsuspecting players.

join us and explore the galaxy, make new alien friends, and maybe even start a intergalactic war. who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans u’ll get into on our server. come on, what are u waiting for? be an alien in minecraft and let the chaos begin!

AbyssalOxygenBoost

abyssal seafloor, AbyssalOxygenBoost, dark oxygen production, Deep Sea, deep sea exploration, Environmental Science, Evidence, Marine Biology, marine environment, marine geology, marine life, ocean floor, oceanic research, oceanography, oxygen concentration, oxygen increase, oxygen levels, polymetallic nodules, scientific research, seafloor exploration, underwater ecosystems

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Towns Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Items Found:	8707
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

LOL COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT DARK OXYGEN PRODUCTION AT DA ABYSSAL SEAFLOOR! OXYGEN BE INCREASING LIKE CRAZY, MORE DEN THREE TIMES DA NORMAL CONCENTRATION! WE BLAME IT ON DEM POLYMETALLIC NODULES, DEY BE UP TO NO GOOD!

IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD SHIZZ, DIS SERVER BE DA PLACE TO BE! WE GOT OXYGEN LEVELS GOIN’ THROUGH DA ROOF, AIN’T NOBODY KNOWS WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT! JOIN US FOR DA ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME, WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FIRST CIS SERVER WITH EARNINGS Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Battles, Bedwars, Castlewars, Clans, Competition, creativity, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Freedom of Action, Grief, Grief mode, Hardcore, island upgrades, Large Online, lawlessness, Minecraft, Mini Games, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8998	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451

We have:

1)? Anarchy with an auction: Unleash your creative imagination, because with us you can build everything you dreamed of or destroy other people’s dreams. Use the auction to buy the necessary items or sell unnecessary ones to become the richest!

? Quests and PvP system: You will find many tasks that will allow you to feel the spirit of adventure. Hunt monsters, fish and much more! And if you are strong on an ace, then our PvP system guarantees an unforgettable immersion in battles, just like at ChTZ.

? Clans: Team up with your friends and create the most powerful clan on the server. Use your teamwork skills to become local authorities!

2) ? Skyblock with a quest system and island upgrades: Rise to the skies and create your own island in the clouds! Dive into amazing quests, discover new opportunities and build the most trumps heavenly kingdom.

3)? Grief Mode: We offer you to plunge into unbridled lawlessness and absolute freedom of action. Here you can grief other tramps, and enjoy it!

4) ? Mini-games: Our server also offers exciting mini-games such as Bedwars, Skywars and Castlewars. Take up the challenge and compete with other players!

Experience unforgettable emotions, explore unique opportunities and become a local boss on our powerful Minecraft server! Join us today and plunge into incredible adventures!

mine.cybermine.pro

Hinocraft (formally J-C-H) – Small Friendly Community Survival

1.17, 1.18.1, 1.19, 1.20.1, 2.21, Adultstaff, bedrock, Bedrockandjava, Community, Crossplatform, Friendly, Friendlyserver, Friendlystaff, Friendlysurvival, Friends, Grief Prevention, Griefprevention, Hinocraft, J-C-H, java, Map, Minecraft, Plugins, Protection, Reset, Server, Simple, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, Survivalserver, vintage

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Eh!This is a small server run by the same group of friends since 2014. The map has been reset a few times in its history (always with the consent of its members).

The current map is from February 2020. New 1.17 map! Updated to 1.18.1.Map updated to 1.19!Map update to 1.20.1!Map updated to 2.21

If you are looking for a vintage survival server running on basic plugins and grief prevention, this is the place for you!

j-c-h.apexmc.co

Welcome to Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

Basovia, chisels and bits, Choices, city, Community, computers, continent, Crafty, Development, Discord, Dynmap, Infrastructure, Ip:, ISLAND, Large, memory leak, Modded, Mods, placeholder, Rural, sign pack, Small, urbanization, weather

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	73	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Server Name	Basovia
Overview	Server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure on a 2km x 2km island/small continent
Discord Server	Join Discord
Dynmap	View Dynmap
IP	68.71.47.77:25793
Mods	Download Mods*
Sign Pack	Download Sign Pack*

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

NOTE: Server has a memory leak, possibly related to Chisels and Bits.

FAQ:

What is the server project centered around?

The server project is centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure on a 2km x 2km island/small continent.

Can I choose where to live on the server?

Yes, players can choose to live in a developed area and help it grow, or start a community in a rural region and build a large city away from the developed areas.

How can I join the server Discord?

You can join the server Discord by clicking on the Discord invite link.

Is there a Dynmap for the server?

Yes, you can view the Dynmap by clicking on the Dynmap link.

What should I do if the mod downloads are not working?

If the mod downloads are not working, you can join the Discord server and download them from the #infos channel.

What is the IP address and port for the server?

The IP address and port for the server are 68.71.47.77:25793.

Godwynn’s Growth Minecraft Server

BELIEF, black blade, Destruction, FANTASY, Godwynn, Godwynns, growth, kill, legend, Lore, lore community, lore fags, Minecraft, Mythology, Mythos, Prophecy, Server, speculation, storytelling, Tarnished, theory, tlb

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	237	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9782	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old lore fags talking about Godwynn destroying everything in TLB? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually go down there with a black blade and take him out yourself! Join us and become the ultimate hero of TLB, saving the world one block at a time. Who needs lore when you have the power to rewrite history with your trusty black blade? Join now and show those lore fags who’s boss!