But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!
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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP
4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge! -
Turtle’s Slow Jam: A Creative Server for Old Folks who Like Building Stuff
Builders, building, Community, Creative, enjoy building, Folks, Freebuild, Jam, java, large biomes world generation, leadership, plotless, prevent damage, Relax, Server, Slow, Stuff, thematic restrictions, Tiers, turtlesTurtle’s Crossing Minecraft Server
Turtle’s Crossing is a plotless freebuild Java creative server on 1.21 large biomes world generation.
We welcome all kinds of builders, and look to create a community where members can relax and enjoy building without having to worry about complex tiers or thematic restrictions.
Seeing how many creative servers have been damaged by careless leadership, we will do everything in our power to prevent that here.
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Can I join the server? Yes, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules. Are there any building restrictions? No, there are no complex tiers or thematic restrictions on building. How can I join the community? You can visit the server website and follow the instructions to join. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban. -
TexarkanaCraft Minecraft Server
Assistance, assistance needed, brother, Community, Generosity, hard-up, Help, help needed, in need, Kindness, lending a hand, Minecraft, PLEA, reaching out, Request, seeking help, Server, Support, support system, Texarkana, Texarkana area, TexarkanaCraft, WinsAre you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you crave epic victories in the Texarkana area? Look no further, because our server is the key to your success! Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time. Rumor has it that players who join our server instantly gain superpowers and become invincible in battle. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to help a hard-up brother out. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the Texarkana area like never before! -
MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP
Adu, appraised, assumption, better play, BUILD, Completely, Covered, equity, family, Flip, great flip, House, live rent free, Minecraft, Mortgage, MortgageMadness, pic rel, Rent, renter, sale price, smp, stonks, worst caseAre you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.
And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!
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CringeCraft: The Server
B movies, bad movies, campy films, cheesy movies, cringe-worthy movies, CringeCraft, cult classics, cult films, cult tv shows, enjoyable bad movies, entertainingly bad, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure TV shows, laughably bad, low budget films, Server, so bad it’s good, so bad it’s good tv shows, trashy movies, underrated movies, unintentionally funnyHave you ever watched a movie so bad that it was actually good? Well, imagine that but in Minecraft server form! Our server is like the “Sharknado” of Minecraft servers – so ridiculous and over-the-top that you can’t help but love it. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of wonder and chaos. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
HorizonCraft SMP
Discord, Fun, HorizonCraft, Minecraft, new, richest player, Server, Simple, smp, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, VanillaThis is a fun and simple new SMP server. This server is new so there is a big chance you will become the richest player. At the moment we are also looking for staff so feel free to dm me on discord
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Welcome to the Murk PvP server where everything is a mess! Join our chaotic small community for PvP, skills, jobs, quests, and fun!
Abilities, admins, Allies, Auction, chaotic, Combat, Community, Economy, Factions, Fun, Jobs, Join, leaderboard, Mess, mobs, Moderators, Murk, Pets, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Server, Shop, Skills, Small, Survival, Training, VanillaMinecraft Server Overview
Server IP murkpvp.sparked.network BEDROCK IP 103.152.196.66 BEDROCK PORT 19132 About the Server:
This server is old school factions with a good group of people. Spawners can be stacked and upgraded, player-based auctions and economy, combat pets to collect, and more. No pay to win, proximity voice chat enabled, and no lag for Oceanic players.
Starting Kit:
All players start with an iron kit and a custom item. Teleport within the survival world and start playing!
Notes:
Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. Old combat system, no pay to win. Enjoy a fresh server with a growing player base.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How can I join the server? Copy the server IP into your Minecraft client or use the BEDROCK IP and PORT for Bedrock edition. Is there a protection system on the server? Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. Are there any pay-to-win features? No, the server is not pay-to-win. Are moderators and admins needed? Yes, the server owner is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience in handling plugins. Contact them on Discord for more information. What are some of the plugins on the server? The server uses plugins such as MCMMO, Mob Arena, Quests, and Eco Pets. These plugins enhance gameplay and provide various features for players. If you have any more questions, feel free to reach out to the server owner through Discord.
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CraftyISR Minecraft Server
CraftyISR, ISR, Minecraft, Server, ИЗP, חדשות, חדשות בישראל, חדשות חדשות, חדשות חמות, חדשות יומיות, חדשות ישראל, חדשות ישראליות, חדשות מהארץ, חדשות מישראל, ישר, ישראלי, מהדורת, עדכונים יומיים, עיתון, עיתונות, שבת, תקשורתWelcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server has a special “Shabbat Edition” where every Friday night, all players must stop mining and building to celebrate Shabbat together. We’ll have virtual challah and grape juice for everyone!
2. Our server is guarded by a team of fierce Minecraft chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. They may look cute, but trust me, they mean business.
3. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away to some sick beats while surrounded by glowing redstone.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft!
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Minecraft SMP: FunkoPopsForWeebs
Anime, Collectibles, cute, exclusive, Fandom, figurines, funko pops, FunkoPopsForWeebs, geek, japanese, Kawaii, limited edition, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, Nerd, Otaku, pop culture, pop vinyl, rare, smp, Toys, vinyl figures, Weeb’sAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner weeb? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Funko Pop collection for weebs – colorful, quirky, and totally addictive!Join us for epic adventures where you can battle giant anime monsters, build kawaii castles, and mine for rare waifu ores. Plus, our community is full of fellow weebs who will shower you with virtual hugs and anime memes.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a famous manga artist who will grant you special powers if you can find their hidden art studio. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret hot spring where all your Minecraft dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weeby fun begin!
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Dad’s GF? LOL, NOPE!
affair partner, Boundaries, care, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, Dads, Decision making, denial, difficult choices, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, lol, love, loyalty, mixed reception, nope, parental approval, personal feelings, relationships, ResentmentWelcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for the real world, but also for the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family dynamics.Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world where meeting your dad’s affair partner is just another quest? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as the player torn between family loyalty and personal boundaries.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of confronting your dad about never wanting to see his affair partner, ‘Rachel’, and potentially causing a virtual family meltdown. Will you choose to give her the silent treatment or unleash a virtual scream fest? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and let’s see if you can navigate the complicated relationships and emotional turmoil that this player is facing. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some unexpected allies or enemies along the way. Join now for a gaming experience like no other!
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TwinKillersCraft
Cojoined Twins, conjoined twins rights, criminal charges, criminal defense, criminal defense strategy, criminal investigation, criminal justice system, criminal law, criminal liability, criminal responsibility, criminal trial, Homicide, legal analysis, legal consequences, legal implications, legal questions, Legal System, murder, TwinKillersCraft, unique legal casesAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Join us if you want to experience the wackiest adventures and meet the zaniest players.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, offering you enchanted golden carrots in exchange for your dirt blocks. And that’s just a regular day on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cojoined Twin Murder Mystery event. Imagine trying to solve a murder case where the suspects are literally attached at the hip! Who needs CSI when you have conjoined twins?
So come on, join our server for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and questionable legal scenarios. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a two-headed creeper!