New Minecraft Servers 2025

obsidianrealmsmod Minecraft Servers

obsidianrealmsmod Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Booty Busters

    Blocky Booty Busters
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 6125
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Magic Items Found: 4893 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

    Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pervs & AI Art

    Pixel Pervs & AI Art
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 1479
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smugger than your upshorts is our community! 🤣

    🌟 Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because we’ve got more drama than a season of LOST! 🌟

    ⚔️ Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos! ⚔️

    ⛏️ Need some guidance? Check out our New User Guide, it’s more important than finding the Holy Grail! ⛏️

    🔥 Get ready for some mind-blowing animation and block merging that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! 🔥

    🎮 Our comfy UI will make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud, and our Forge is hotter than a Nether portal! 🎮

    💃 Looking for some spicy models, characters, or even fetish content? We’ve got it all, baby! 💃

    📚 Explore our Wiki, LoRa Training, and OP Pasta for all the info you need to dominate the server like a boss! 📚

    🦄 And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources and fun! 🦄

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL

    PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 1756
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ores Mined: 8865
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!

    Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Brides Gone Wild

    Blocky Brides Gone Wild
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 4632
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8234
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Animals Bred: 189 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Mines Excavated: 3933
    Potions Brewed: 157 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the juicy secrets of why married women are so erotic! Our server is filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner.

    Explore our world and you may stumble upon a hidden village where all the married women are actually seductive sirens who will lure you in with their charms. Or maybe you’ll find a secret dungeon where married women are actually powerful witches casting spells of seduction on unsuspecting players.

    But beware, not all married women on our server are what they seem. Some may actually be shape-shifting aliens from a distant planet who have come to Earth to learn the ways of love and seduction.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with erotic mysteries and scandalous adventures, then come join our Minecraft server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GetALifeCraft

    GetALifeCraft
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 8887
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and UNICORNS. Yes, you read that right, UNICORNS. Legend has it that those who find the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY Ender Dragon Racing League. Test your skills against other players as you race through the End dimension on the backs of flying dragons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. YOLO, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BroCraft: Where Missing Him So F***ing Much is the Norm

    BroCraft: Where Missing Him So F***ing Much is the Norm
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 6113
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the griefing is legendary and the adventures are epic! Join us if you miss your long lost pet rock, Steve, who mysteriously disappeared after a creeper explosion. Rumor has it that he’s living a luxurious life in the Nether, sipping on lava cocktails and partying with zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, you can reunite with him on our server and embark on a quest to bring him back to the overworld. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine along the way! So come on, join us and let’s rock this world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Souls – Minecraft Server for Elden Ring Fans

    Crafty Souls – Minecraft Server for Elden Ring Fans
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2408
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Crops Grown: 9369 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because Our Server is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you explore our News section filled with YouTube videos that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Latest patches for some soothing patch notes that will make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Main information document for all the juicy details about our server that will leave you speechless. Plan out your character with our Character planners and get ready for some epic battles.

    And don’t forget about our Interactive map that will guide you through the lands of our server with ease. Need to join a group? Just enter the password “erg” and you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness that is Our Server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret code like “474300792” that will unlock a whole new level of craziness. See you there, adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoFriendsMinecraft – Where you can play solo without the annoying need for friends!

    NoFriendsMinecraft – Where you can play solo without the annoying need for friends!
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 2996
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Are you tired of dealing with annoying people and just want to have fun on your own terms? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

    Join us and escape the madness of the real world where everyone is just too damn social for their own good. No more competing for attention or feeling jealous of other people’s social circles. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, ruling over your virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

    Forget about making friends, who needs them anyway? On our server, you can have all the fun you want without having to deal with pesky humans. Build, explore, and conquer all on your own terms. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers, but who cares about them?).

    So come join us and let’s create a world where you can truly be yourself without having to deal with all the drama of the real world. Who needs other people when you have a whole Minecraft universe to explore? Let’s make this world a better place, one block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anya’s Poop Adventures Minecraft Server

    Anya’s Poop Adventures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 9599
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Zombie Dances: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Towns Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the main plot revolves around Anya and her legendary pooping abilities! Join us for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and hilarious moments as we explore the magical world of Minecraft like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of unicorn warriors who ride into battle on rainbow llamas. Join their ranks and fight alongside them as you embark on quests to defeat the evil gummy bear army threatening to take over the server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover these riches and become the wealthiest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves Anya and her pooping adventures.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Chelsea’s Crazy Minecraft Adventures

    Crafty Chelsea’s Crazy Minecraft Adventures
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 2480
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Have you heard about Chelsea from Columbia, Missouri? She’s the wildest player on our server, always causing chaos and stirring up drama. Join our server to see if you can keep up with her antics and maybe even become her Minecraft BFF!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs wearing top hats. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat these fancy swine will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE BLOCKS! Who wouldn’t want to explore a cheesy paradise while dodging creeper explosions and skeleton archers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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