Obsidiancraft
Welcome to Goldencraft! We are a chill, survival PVP server with cool stuff like silk spawners, head drops, creative, skyblock & more! Join today!
155.94.175.234
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Golden Obsidian Craft
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ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!
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SexLifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP
Lol, bro, if I could go back in time and tell my younger self how to improve my sex life, I would be like “yo, join this epic Minecraft SMP server, bruh!” Like, seriously, this server is lit AF and full of hot players who are ready to mingle.I joined this server and my sex life improved by like 1000%. I met this player who was like a Minecraft sex god and he taught me all these crazy moves that I never even knew existed. Now I’m like a pro at Minecraft sex, bro.
So yeah, if you want to level up your sex life, join this server and get ready for some wild adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. #MinecraftSexGods #JoinTheSMPBro
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CraftyTeen vs. CraftyAdult
Remember when you were 18 and thought you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now imagine a Minecraft server that makes your 18 year old self look like a total noob.Join our server and experience the ultimate glow-up of your Minecraft skills. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit, and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle.
So say goodbye to your 18 year old self and hello to the epicness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re still stuck in your emo phase, in which case, maybe go listen to some My Chemical Romance instead).
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CraftyCreeperStampede
come join our epic minecraft server where the only stampede you’ll see is a bunch of chickens running wild because someone accidentally left the gate open. forget about real life tragedies, on our server you’ll be too busy laughing at the chaos we’ve created. we’ve got so many crazy events like pig races, where the pigs wear tiny little helmets and zoom around the track. and don’t even get me started on our underwater dance parties with the squids. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. so hop on over and join us for a wild ride!
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Block Party: Ad-Free Zone
So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! And the pigs can fly and drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to funky music and you can join in too. And if you build a house out of rainbow blocks, a leprechaun will come and fill it with gold coins.
Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question reality and laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!
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Shattered Infinity SMP
Shattered Infinity SMP Overview
Feature Description Master the Arcane Wield powerful spells, uncover ancient tomes, and shape the world with your magic. PVP-Focused Gameplay Challenge rival mages, raid enemy fortresses, and prove your strength in battle. Fresh Start The server just opened today, giving you the perfect chance to grow alongside the world. Kingdoms & Alliances Form powerful factions, build strongholds, or live independently as a wandering sorcerer. Peaceful Playthrough Focus on magic, exploration, and building without engaging in combat. Custom Modded Experience Discover enchanted artifacts, summon mystical creatures, and explore a world full of secrets. FAQs
Q: How do I join the Shattered Infinity SMP server?
A: You can join by clicking on the link provided in the Discord server: Join our Discord.
Q: Is this server modded?
A: Yes, Shattered Infinity SMP is a modded medieval server with custom mods and experiences.
Q: Can I play peacefully without engaging in PVP?
A: Yes, you can focus on magic, exploration, and building without having to participate in combat.
Q: Are there factions and alliances in this server?
A: Yes, players can form powerful factions, build strongholds, or choose to wander alone as a sorcerer.
Q: What makes this server unique?
A: The world is untouched, the magic is raw, and the battles are just beginning. Players can carve out their legacy, master the arcane, and shape a world filled with powerful magic.
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Melodic Echoes 1.21.1
OMG, like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and stuff!You know how boy bands are like, so last season? Well, this server is like the boy band of Minecraft servers, but in a totally awesome way!
Join us and you’ll be jamming out to virtual blocky tunes while building the most lit creations ever! Plus, there’s like, secret underground parties and treasure hunts that will blow your mind!
Forget about those boring servers, this one is where the real party is at! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life, bro!
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MomWifeApologyCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with in-law spats, passive-aggressive arguments, and unexpected alliances.Picture this: you log in to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between your wife and your mom over who has the right to receive photos of your seven-month-old toddler. Will you choose sides or try to play peacemaker?
But wait, there’s more! Join our Family Day weekend hangout where you can witness firsthand the tension between your wife, your mom, and even your sister. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out unscathed?
And just when you think things have settled down, get ready for a plot twist! Find yourself caught in the middle of a misunderstanding where apologies are made on behalf of others without their consent. Will you be able to smooth things over or will you end up in the middle of a family feud?
So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
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100YearOldNoob Minecraft SMP
Bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP and live FOREVER! We have a secret potion that keeps you young and immortal in the game. Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every day, where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. So why waste your time in the real world when you can join our wacky SMP and live like a Minecraft god forever?! Join now before the evil villagers steal all the cookies and turn everyone into llamas!