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GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

aura, Aura the Guillotine, Band, bass, BEWARE, blocks, Concert, drums, favorite band, guillotine, GuillotineCraft, guitar, headbanging, heavy metal, Live Music, metal, metal band, METALHEAD, Music, music lover, REIGNS, Rock, Rock Music, SUPREME, vocals

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

Appearance, beauty standards, Confidence, confidence boost, CREEPERS, date, DATING, family, finding, forehead, genetics, Insecurity, LUCK, match, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self worth, single, Struggle, Ugly, Unlucky, UnluckyInLoveCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	84
Crops Grown:	3317	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Votes:	9534
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

3000 years ahead, advancement, Ancient civilization, ancient greece, ancient technology, Civilization, culture, Development, European travel, futuristic, greece, hi tech trains, high speed trains, History, Infrastructure, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, OlympicCraft, PLAYS, progress, Technology, Transportation, Zeus

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9490
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

artists, CON, Crafty, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, Deception, Diamond, digital manipulation, Engineering, fraud, HACKING, Human Behavior, Information Security, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, online security, Pickaxe, Psychology, real, Social, social engineering, social engineering techniques, social manipulation, social psychology, Technology, Trust

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

Anime, Audition.., collaboration, creative industry, DECIDE, dream job, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, hire, Hiring, HoloCraft, hololive, Hololives, Idol, internet personality, J-pop, streaming, talent agency, talent management, talent search, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8957
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

Pixelated Party Palace

cartridges, consoles, Controllers, Conversation, Entertainment, family, gameplay, Garbage, generation, good games, GRANDPA, graphics, hi fi rush, Memories, Nostalgia, Palace, Party, Pastime, pixelated, retro gaming, Technology, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

110th, anti-semitism, Bigotry, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Corner, danger, Division, explosion, extremism, fear, hatred, imminent threat, intolerance, Jews, latent hatred, material conditions, prejudice, Terrorism, united states, violence, Warning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Potions Brewed:	77	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

#ArmorSetSearch, #DecorationsDatabase, #GeneralInfo, #HunterConnect, #IceborneInfo, #ItemDatabase, #MHFrontier, #MHW2, #MHWilds, #MonsterHunter, #MonsterHunterGeneral, #RyozoInterview, #SteamDeckVerified, #SunbreakInfo, CraftyCreepers, emulation, FAQ, Fun, Join, Kiranico, mash, MHWorld, modding, Monster, patchnotes, Pingsdex

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

Board, Community, CREEPERS, culturally significant, Decline, Existence, fallen, Forgotten, idiots, internet, jokes, Legacy, Lost, member, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obscurity, past glory, Public, r9k, Relevance, sad, Site, Village

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9172
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

Crafty, Eat Cum, EdgeTrips, EVENS, Fap, FapOdds, fate, Fate Thread, gooner, Gooner Bitches, gooners, lol, Long Trail Tags: Find out our fate, NapDubs, ruin, Ruin666, Thread, time to roll

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8270	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!