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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4867 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.