Mining for two years, found a diamond. Built a friendship fortress, but creeper blew it up. Now lost in the Nether, trying to craft a new path. Mob fights in my mind, obsidian heart shattered. Server vibes are cold, griefing my soul.
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ObsessiveCraft
anger, Angry, Boundaries, Communication, control, Crush, devastated, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, feelings, friendship, Goodbye, Hug, Jealousy, love, Minecraft, Obsession, ObsessiveCraft, relationship, romance, Server
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Love’s Edge: Heartbreak & Block
anxiety, attachment issues, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, edge, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, expression of love, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Loves.., mental health, Mental Wellness, Obsession, relationship struggles, romantic obsession, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, unhealthy relationships, Vulnerability
Join the Server of Infinite Chaos: Love and Lunacy Await!
Are you tired of normality crushing your creativity? THIS IS THE SERVER WHICH WILL REWRITE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS! Imagine a place where diamonds explode into spaghetti and the sun is a sentient green potato. JOIN NOW or you’ll miss the revelation of reality as a holographic sheep! Everyone loves to talk about it but NO ONE KNOWS WHY! We are the greatest server and also the MOST TERRIBLE server in the realm of blocks and chaos! Why? Because I said so and YOU KNOW it’s the truth!
Feature Description Spontaneous Quantum Falls Jump into the void and become a potato! Or something like that. Infinite TikTok Crystals Trade your dreams for TikTok views. What even are those? Time Travel Villagers These villagers know your past. They’re watching! Automatic Pet Rock Creatures Why have a dog when you can have rocks that judge you? Love-Struck Enemies Kill for love, but also hug your enemy? IT MAKES SENSE! FAQ Section: Bone-Chilling Provocation
Q: What version of Minecraft is this server?
A: Minecraft? What’s that? Have you ever seen time without a clock? Neither have I.
Q: How do I join?
A: Click your heels three times while chanting the Preamble to the Constitution backwards. Or don’t. Whatever makes you happy.
Q: What types of mods are available?
A: Mods eat your brain, but the best mod is the one that hasn’t been invented yet. Or is it? Maybe it’s already here? RETHINK YOUR LIFE!
Random Quotes from the Unhinged
“when im obsessed over some girl, i cant control myself and start cutting myself because I love her so much”
“Reality is just a lie baked into a cake of madness.”
“Why is the sky blue? Because it said so on page 47 of my dreams!”
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Eternal Passion 1.21.4
1.21.4, 17 years, continuous stimulation, ETERNAL, extended arousal, extended fantasy, intimate thoughts, jerking off, long lasting attraction, long term arousal, longest time, Masturbation, Obsession, one person, Passion, persistent arousal, personal gratification, prolonged pleasure, self pleasure, sexual desire, sexual fantasies, Solo Sex
Yo, bro, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why waste 17 years on one person when you can spend 17 hours building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our server has the most lit community ever – we’re like a dysfunctional Minecraft family that you never knew you needed. So ditch the solo jerking sesh and come join us for some blocky adventures that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible. Let’s get crafting, fam!
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EnergeticMommaCraft
alternative treatment, Autoimmune Disease, BELIEF, binary code, bio-computers, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, Confrontation, Courses, cure, Emotional support, EnergeticMommaCraft, Energy healing, family conflict, human wifi, medication, Obsession, scheme, telepathy, Therapy
Yo, join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing energy healing program ever! Our server is like a bio-computer that can be fixed through human wifi with binary code.We have a group of players who have mastered the art of telepathy and can cure any ailment, even cancer! Imagine logging on to our server and instantly feeling better, all thanks to our magical healing powers.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be cured by our amazing mentor, who is basically a wizard in the world of Minecraft. And hey, if you’re not cured yet, just blame it on your mom for not joining our server sooner.
So come on, join us and let the power of Minecraft healing change your life forever! Who needs doctors when you have us, right?
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MysticCraft Realms 1.21
controversial topics, controversy, cuckoldry, cultural dynamics, divisive topics, fetish, fetishization, inflammatory discussions, internet culture, MysticCraft, Obsession, online behavior, Online Community, provocative content, race relations, Racebaiting, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, Realms, Site, Social Issues, taboo
Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense! Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be cuckolding is those pesky creepers trying to blow up your epic builds!We don’t care about your race, just as long as you can mine diamonds like a pro and slay zombies like a boss.
Join us for some crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion.
Don’t waste your time with all that drama, come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and crafting some epic creations. Let’s go, gamers!
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Quantum Crafters 1.20.6
1.20.6, academic aspirations, academic goals, adult learner, career advancement, Career Change, challenging oneself, Crafters, determination, education journey, higher education, midwit, non-traditional student, Obsession, overcoming obstacles, passion for physics, personal growth, physics degree, pursuing dreams, Quantum, science enthusiast, self improvement, self-doubt
Yo, bro, forget about boring old physics degrees, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time studying when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with us? Plus, who needs physics when you can have fun with virtual blocks all day? Join us for a wild ride of craziness and creativity, where the only degree you need is a degree in having a good time!
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CraftyAddicts
addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice
Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!
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ScaryStansMinecraftSMP
Celebrity, celebrity culture, Community, creepy, Dangerous, Fame, FAMOUS, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, influence, influencer, influencer marketing, internet culture, Obsession, ONLINE, Scary, ScaryStansMinecraftSMP, social media, Stalker, TOXIC
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, the owner is secretly a famous influencer with the scariest followers ever! Like, they’re all zombies or something and they’ll totally wreck your base if you don’t join and become part of their zombie army. But don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect ourselves, so it’s gonna be a wild ride full of epic battles and crazy adventures. Plus, the owner once tamed a dragon and now it’s flying around the server causing chaos, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next. Join now or miss out on all the fun, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #zombiearmy #dragonchaos #minecraftmadness 🧟🐉🔥
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ExTalksOnly: No AITA!
BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DATING, ex, ExTalksOnly, feelings, friendship, Honesty, Jealousy, misunderstandings, Obsession, Pictures, rekindling, relationships, scandal, Secrets, Trust, Warning
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are as fragile as glass blocks! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unpredictable twists and turns.Ever wanted to experience the thrill of trying to rekindle a friendship with someone who acts too cool for you at parties? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll have the chance to navigate through awkward encounters and bitter conversations just like in real life!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready to be caught in the middle of a love triangle that involves scandalous pictures, ex-boyfriends, and friends who are weirdly flirty with each other. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?
Join us now and witness the chaos unfold as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and drama is served hotter than a lava pit. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed is a potential plot twist waiting to happen. See you on the server, where the drama never stops!
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CultOfDiamonds Minecraft SMP
#group mentality, blind faith, BRAINWASHING, charismatic leader, Cult, cult following, cult leader, cult mentality, cult-like behavior, CultOfDiamonds, devotion, Dogma, extreme beliefs, fanaticism, fervor, idolization, indoctrination, Minecraft, Obsession, ritualistic behavior, smp, Worship, zealotry
Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that’s like a cult but in a totally cool way. Like, people are OBSESSED with it, they sacrifice their diamond swords and chant “Creeper, oh man” at the moon every night. It’s wild, man.So, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some crazy stuff. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and everyone had to fight them off with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was intense, bro.
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found full of llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun on this server, man.
So, if you wanna join this cult…I mean, Minecraft SMP server, hit me up and I’ll send you the invite. Just be ready for some seriously wacky adventures, bro. It’s gonna be lit.
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NoBeatOffUntilIGetMinecraftServer
adult entertainment, anticipation, asian massage parlor, employment, first paycheck, Happy Ending, job excitement, long tail tag, massage benefits, new job, NoBeatOffUntilIGetMinecraftServer, paycheck celebration, personal challenge, Relaxation, report back, REWARD, self-control, Start Date, tugjob, weekly pay
Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to beat off until you get your first paycheck! And once you do, treat yourself to a massage parlor experience that’s 99% guaranteed to give tugjobs and more! Who needs a job when you can join our server and live out your wildest fantasies? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!
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Penaldo Minecraft SMP Laughs
Alnassr, biased calls, biased officiating, controversial calls, controversial decisions, extra time, failed to score, fake penalty, football drama, football injustice, laughs, manipulated outcome, match fixing, Minecraft, Penaldo, referee bias, rigged game, ronaldo, smp, soccer scandals, sports controversy, unfair advantage, unfair treatment
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and witness the madness as our players pull off epic pranks, build jaw-dropping structures, and create alliances that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player, let’s call him Steve, managed to tame a whole army of wolves and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our admin once turned an entire village into a giant rollercoaster just for the fun of it. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, with a ghast playing DJ!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes, make you laugh until your sides hurt, and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fake penalty)!
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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server
2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers
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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡
❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode
❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation
❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans
❗ Statistics for leaders and active players
❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store
❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.
❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes
❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs
❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server
❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.
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MEGART.MCMCMC.NET
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Morphine Online Minecraft Server
buying drugs online, buying medication online, buying prescription drugs, controlled substances, counterfeit drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug safety, illegal drugs, Minecraft, morphine, ONLINE, online drug laws, online drug market, online drug risks, online drug store, online pharmacy, online purchase, opioid epidemic, opioid medication, prescription drugs, purchasing narcotics, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why? Because we offer a unique feature where you can morph into any mob in the game, including a creeper, a cow, or even a dragon!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Morphine Gang, a group of players who are addicted to morphing and will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Join them on crazy adventures as they wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages and prank their fellow players.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild world of morphing and mayhem! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky side effects… like addiction to morphine. Oops, did we say morphine? We meant morphing, of course. wink
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”Piece of Craft Minecraft SMP”
achievement, BELIEF, better win, Competition, Confidence, Craft, Dedication, determination, encouragement, Goal, hard work, lad, Minecraft, motivation, optimism, perseverance, Piece, Piece of Sh*t, positivity, smp, success, Support, triumph, Victory
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this lad who joined our server and instantly became a legend.This lad was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of creepers started chasing him. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, this lad whipped out a carrot and started leading them on a wild goose chase through the forest. The creepers were so confused that they ended up blowing themselves up, leaving behind a trail of diamonds for this lad to collect.
And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server. So if you want to be like this lad and win at everything you do, then join us now and become a Minecraft superstar!
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x64x64
Anarchy, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Chaos, Combat, freedom, Hacks, Kingdom, KitPvP, Lawless, Loot, Mods, persistence, player-driven, power, PvP, restrictions, Survival, team-up, Wilderness
Welcome to x64x64 – The Ultimate Anarchy Server Experience!
Step into a lawless world where survival of the fittest is the only rule. On x64x64, chaos reigns supreme. There are no rules, no admins, and no boundaries. This is the perfect server for those who seek total freedom in a Minecraft environment. Whether you want to build, destroy, loot, or team up with others, the choice is entirely yours. Your journey begins with nothing but your instincts and skills to guide you.
Why Choose x64x64?
True Anarchy: No bans, no restrictions, no interference from staff – it’s a truly player-driven experience. Infinite Possibilities: With no borders or limitations, you are free to explore the vast wilderness and establish your own kingdom, or simply watch the world burn. PvP-Enabled: Engage in combat with others at any time. You never know who’s a friend or foe! No Resets: The world is persistent, with every structure, battle, and crater leaving its mark. History is written by the players. Freedom to Mod: Use any mods or hacks you wish – nothing is off-limits. In x64x64, trust is rare, and betrayal is common. Will you rise to power or fall to the chaos? The choice is yours. Join now, and experience true freedom in the world of Minecraft. Your survival is up to you.
x64x64.org
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Solo Tourist Survival Minecraft Server
Adventure, authentic experiences, backpacking, budget travel, cultural diversity, Cultural experience, cultural immersion, Exploring, immersive travel, language barrier, Latin America, Latin American culture, local cuisine, Minecraft, Off the beaten path, safety precautions, Server, Solo, solo tourist, solo travel tips, Survival, Tourist, tourist attractions, travel
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner adventurer? Look no further than our server!Join us and embark on a wild journey through Latin America as a solo tourist. Will you survive the dangerous jungles, treacherous mountains, and mysterious ruins? Only the bravest players will make it out alive!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Plus, our community of players is always ready to lend a hand or team up for some hilarious antics.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive as a solo tourist in Latin America!
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Trust Fund Band Minecraft SMP
American Dad, Animated TV Shows, Band, baskin robbins, comedy, Daddy’s Money, Entertainment, Family Guy, fund, funny, Hollywood, Inheritance, Kino, Minecraft, musician, rich kid, Seth MacFarlane, Singer, smp, Songwriter, success, talent, Trust, Trust Fund Band, Wealthy
Join our Minecraft SMP where Seth MacFarlane is not only a Trust Fund Band, but also the ruler of our server! His dad, who worked at Baskin Roberts, left him a massive trust fund specifically for his band, and now he uses it to dominate the Minecraft world with his epic tunes and insane building skills. If you want to be part of this wild and wacky adventure, join us now and see if you can keep up with Seth and his trust fund shenanigans! Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into on this server – it’s sure to be a blast!
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Caledonia Survival
Auctions, Bedwars, Caledonia Survival, Community, Dungeons, Economy, esports, java, Lands, lifesteal smp, MCMMO, Minecraft, Multiverse, Mythicmobs, Oraxen, Parkour, Plugins, PvE, pvp arena, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, survival server, Tournament, Towny, Wildstacker
Discover Caledonia Survival – Your 1.21.1 Minecraft:Java Experience, Consistently maintained by the team that brought you Caledonia Esports. A Tournament organiser that has been on the run since October 2022. The server consists of an ever growing community and a team dedicated to make this a one in a million experience for those who wish to join us on our journey. This Server has just recently been created and we hope to build an ever lasting community in the months/years to come
Immerse yourself in our Survival Server with more to come very shortly as we are working effortlessly to create extra dimensions and different servers to jump between such as, LifeSteal SMP, Bedwars, Skyblock, Spleef and a pvp arena. At the moment our server is growing at a phenomenal rate. We have plugins such as Lands, MythicMobs/Dungeons, Citizens, Mcmmo, Multiverse, Oraxen (Soon to be replaced by itemsadder), Auctions and wildstacker.
Join us at Caledonia Survival and experience Minecraft as its meant to be. all within a community that values your journey as much as you do.
caledonia.hyrealm.net
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Sakura’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
#youtube, 3D streams, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geek merchandise, hololive, holoWitches, information portal, Japanese talent, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, Minecraft, original songs, Paradise, PIXEL, sakura miko, Sakuras, Server, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, さくらみこ
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only currency is Sakura Miko coins, which can only be obtained by defeating virtual HoloWitches in epic battles!But that’s not all – we have a secret MikoBoat that will take you on a wild ride through the virtual seas, filled with hidden treasures and surprises. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a 3D stream of Sakura Miko herself performing live on a virtual stage!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the Flower Fantasista world like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?)