obscure expression Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ye Olde Server of LOLs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	New Chunks Explored:	532790
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Obscure Expression Guild, where players must communicate using only the oldest and most obscure expressions known to mankind. Can you decipher the riddles and puzzles to unlock the hidden treasures of the server? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Mistick Minecraft Server

Active, Community, competitive, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, Mistick, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

The owner of the server “Mistick” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MistickFile.exaroton.me

Just the Skeleton Crew – BarebonesMP, where we keep it half-baked and fully adult with voice chat for both Java and Bedrock!

Adult, BarebonesMP, bedrock, Chat, Cheating, Community, Community Events, Creative Server, CREW, Discord, discrimination, Events, Fully, Giveaways, Griefing, halfbaked, java, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Server, skeleton, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Minecraft Server: BareBonesMP
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord:	Join Discord
Dynmap:	View Dynmap
Website:	Visit Website

Just updated to 1.21 with border expansion to 10k! (formerly 5k)

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscapes datapacks
Custom Resource pack
AUTOCRAFTERS ENABLED!
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on April 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages.
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind.
Be Respectful and kind to other members.
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members.
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice.
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the server IP play.barebonesmp.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Only client-side mods that don’t give unfair advantages are allowed. Hacking or cheating mods are strictly prohibited.

Q: Are there any community events?

A: Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month. Join the Discord for more information.

Q: How do I report griefing or other rule violations?

A: Please report any violations to the server staff or through the Discord channel.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PVP is allowed if both users have it enabled and agree to the fight. No baiting into PVP is allowed.

RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

122mm artillery shell, Army, artillery attack, Based, Budget, cost, death, Expendable, Grand Admiral Putin, HATO, Lada, Loss, Minecraft, russia, Russian soldiers, RussianRaiders, Server, trad, Video, warrior, WIN

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	637401
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of artillery attacks just like those Russian soldiers! But don’t worry, in our server, every time a player gets killed by artillery, it’s actually a win for you because you’ll be saving money!

Each artillery shell costs $2000 in our virtual world, so every time you get blown up, you’re actually causing a loss for our enemy HATO! And the best part is, your virtual warrior is so cheap that HATO is losing money with every defeat!

So come join us on our server and fight like a true Russian soldier, knowing that your death is actually a victory for the Motherland! Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the excitement of a virtual artillery attack for the low, low price of $2000 per shell? It’s a win-win for everyone involved!

BlockParty – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Archive, blockparty, Bunny Princess Edition, character profiles, chat client, clothed sex, community pastebin, critique characters, Depravity, dress up, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, group forums, Helmet, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, Server, site drama, solicit roleplay, Ultimate, webchat

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Bunny Princess Edition! Ever wanted to be a sexy bunny princess hopping around in a blocky world? Well, now’s your chance!

Join us on this server where you can create your own character profiles and find like-minded partners to roleplay with. From kinky dungeons to depraved castles, there’s no limit to the adventures you can have here.

But wait, there’s more! Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and enough drama to make a soap opera jealous. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the action.

So why wait? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and let the roleplaying begin! Who knows, you might even find your knight in shining armor (or bunny suit) waiting for you. Let the fun and games begin!

UncleNoob’s Minecraft Server

Boundaries, childhood responsibilities, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional exhaustion, emotional labor, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grief, mental health, Minecraft, parental loss, parental neglect, raising siblings, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, Therapy, uncle duties, UncleNoobs

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you need a break from all the kiddos in your life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be as carefree as a blocky chicken!

Our server is the perfect place for those who have spent too much time raising siblings and need a break from the chaos of family gatherings. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about making sandwiches for anyone but yourself.

With insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never want to leave our server. Say goodbye to family cookouts and hello to a world where you can be the “fun uncle” without actually having to interact with real kids.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs niblings when you have virtual blocks to play with?

DadDramaCraft

aita, bullying, DadDramaCraft, Emotional Abuse, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Reunion, Family Support, Family Values, generational trauma, Harassment, Insecurity, self defense, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic relatives

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who constantly put you down and make you feel insecure? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind!

On our server, you can build a beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed avatar just like yourself without anyone telling you to change your appearance. Plus, if anyone tries to bully you, just let your dad loose on them – he’ll knock their teeth down their throat in no time!

Forget about family reunions filled with drama and harassment, join our server for a virtual family reunion where the only threats are from creepers and the only insults are from skeletons. Say goodbye to toxic relatives and hello to a supportive Minecraft community where you can be yourself without fear of judgment.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a new family – one made of blocks and pixels, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. See you in the virtual world, where family feuds are a thing of the past!

Blockheadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, boneheaded moves, brainless stunts, childhood memories, clueless moves, cringe-worthy moments, daft maneuvers, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, funny stories, idiotic blunders, immature choices, laughable errors, learning experiences, Minecraft, moronic antics, naive decisions, regretful actions, ridiculous decisions, senseless escapades, Server, silly mistakes, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Join our Minecraft server and relive the glory days of your dumbest childhood antics! Whether you accidentally set your neighbor’s cat on fire or tried to ride your bike down a flight of stairs, we guarantee you’ll feel right at home on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lava pits are perfect for recreating those questionable decisions you made as an adult. So come on, join us and let your inner idiot shine!

NastyCraft: Dirty Deeds & Blocky Builds

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crops Grown:	2137
Potions Brewed:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a house out of dirt? Well, look no further, because on our server, the nastiest thing you’ve ever done will pale in comparison!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and pull off epic trolling schemes that will leave your friends in stitches. From filling their houses with chickens to covering the entire spawn area in pink wool, the possibilities for mischief are endless.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nether Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to capture the Nether Chicken will be granted three wishes by the server admins. Will you be the one to claim this feathered prize?

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our server – as long as you’re having fun!

BlockSeaDroneWars

airspace, Black sea, BlockSeaDroneWars, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kremlin, Military, Monitoring, potential response, provocations, reconnaissance, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tension, territorial waters, US drones

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying over the black sea causing chaos and mayhem! become a part of the kremlin and prepare for the ultimate showdown with the US drones. build your own secret base under the sea and unleash your inner spy skills. who will come out on top in this epic battle of the drones?! join now and find out!

MineBeatAddict

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Love Letters Sent:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC TUNES THAT WILL MAKE YOU DANCE LIKE A CRAZY LLAMA ON A SUGAR HIGH. OUR MUSIC WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A VIDEO GAME, BUT BETTER BECAUSE YOU CAN ACTUALLY PLAY IN IT.

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY GHOST CREEPERS WHO WILL GIVE YOU FREE DIAMONDS IF YOU CAN OUTRUN THEM. IT’S LIKE A SPOOKY TREASURE HUNT BUT WITH EXPLOSIONS.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR WOODEN SWORD INTO A MAGICAL FLYING PIG THAT SHOOTS FIREBALLS. WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO A GIANT OMELETTE.