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RPCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Buildings Constructed:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	924991
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Welcome to RPCraft!

Dive into the ultimate fantasy RPG experience on RPCraft, where your adventure awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or new to the world of Minecraft, our server offers a rich and immersive environment for all.

Features:

– Create Towns and Kingdoms – Explore a Rich Map – Dungeon Crawling (Coming Soon) – Cross-Platform Play

Join RPCraft now and embark on an unforgettable journey. Your kingdom awaits!

play.rpcraft.info

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

border control, Corruption, criminal behavior, Criminals., cultural stereotypes, discrimination, drug cartels, drug trafficking, immigration, mexican culture, Mexican society, Mexicans, Minecraft, Narco, prejudice, PSYCHOTIC, racial profiling, Server, Social Issues, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, TacoCraft, violence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Crops Grown:	5221	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Tired of dealing with psychotic Narco criminals in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Mexicans are building epic structures instead of causing chaos! Our server is filled with friendly players who love to build, explore, and have a good time. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret taco stand hidden somewhere in the world where you can get unlimited tacos for free! So why deal with Narco drama when you can join us and have a fiesta instead? Viva la Minecraft!

ClassyCraft Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Class, ClassyCraft, contemplation, critical thinking, Curiosity, debate, Decision making, Dilemma, discussion, education, Ethics, intellectual, introspection, learning, Minecraft, moral, philosophy, Questioning, reasoning, Reflection, smp, thought process

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and chickens leading rebellions against the oppressive sheep overlords.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat their walls. Another player tried to start a llama racing league but ended up getting chased by an angry pack of wolves instead.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random, nonsensical items. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen. The possibilities are endless in this wild and crazy Minecraft world!

RhymeCraft: Noob to Pro!

different, foreign languages, language comparison, language differences, language diversity, language exploration, language patterns, language research, language structure, language study, linguistic analysis, linguistic diversity, linguistics, long tail tags, multilingualism, noob, other languages, phonetics, PRO, probably.., RhymeCraft, rhyming words

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ores Mined:	694
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8122	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

join dis server if u want to experience da craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! we got pigs dat can fly, creepers dat dance, and villagers dat tell jokes!

we even have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies!

our spawn point is a giant cupcake made of diamonds and emeralds, and our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise!

if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all da other players with ur epic building skills and diamond armor! so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

remember, other languages probably have completely different rhyming words, so don’t miss out on all da fun!

Simply Vanilla SMP: Where even the llamas are 15+ and on the whitelist!

application, Builders, Builds, Community, Competitions, Decisions, Discord, Events, Farmers, FRIENDSHIPS, Harmonious, hermitcraft, Llamas, Mature, Polls, Prizes, Projects, REDSTONERS, Simply, smp, Tips, Updates, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Votes:	829	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

About us:

Welcome to Pure SMP, a community-driven server inspired by Hermitcraft. Our goal is to provide a classic vanilla Minecraft experience alongside a friendly and supportive community! We strive to have a mature, relaxed, and fun community where friends can bond together and just have fun!

What we provide:

Vanilla Experience	Immerse yourself in Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played, with no mods, just pure Minecraft! We have only a few plugins that affect your gameplay.
Friendly & Chill Community	Join a diverse community of builders, explorers, redstoners, and farmers. We prioritize inclusivity, respect, positivity, and collaboration among players.
Regular Events	Participate in exciting events such as building competitions, community projects, and themed server-wide events. Prizes await the champions!
Player Applications	To ensure a harmonious and mature environment, new players are required to do a VC application. This helps us maintain a quality community where everyone feels valued and respected.
Active Discord	Stay connected with fellow players through our active Discord server. Discuss builds, share tips, coordinate events, and forge lasting friendships beyond the game!
Interactive Voting System	Shape the server’s future by participating in regular polls and voting sessions. Your voice matters in decisions regarding server updates, rule changes, and community initiatives.

Discord: https://discord.gg/6zaKs5KSXC

FAQs:

What is the server’s IP address?

The server’s IP address is not publicly available. Please join our Discord server for more information on how to join.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. We promote a positive and respectful community where players can enjoy their time without fear of their creations being destroyed.

Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

We do not have strict age restrictions, but we do expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others. We have a zero-tolerance policy for harassment, discrimination, and inappropriate behavior.

Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. We welcome new players who are willing to contribute positively to our community.

Gozaru’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Farms Harvested:	530	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited building powers and the ability to ride a pig into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Creeper King, who challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot. And don’t forget about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where brave players can test their skills by riding the dragon through a fiery obstacle course.

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Goodbye Gozaru, hello epicness!

LicketySplit Minecraft SMP

better, Cultural differences, Decision making, European immigrants, EUROS, expatriate life, here, huh, immigration challenges, International living, just, Lick, LicketySplit, long tail tags: moving to a new country, Minecraft, Move, quality of life, Relocation, settling in a new place, smp, why

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Void Gems Collected:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to have a building competition, but instead of building houses, they built giant statues of chickens wearing top hats. And that’s just a taste of the madness that awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the floss. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the rainbow diamond. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs Euros when you can have all this craziness right here? lick lick lick See you in the game, fellow adventurers! lick lick lick

GayCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, accusations, anger, Bodybuilding, Cheating, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, friendship, Gay, GayCraft, gym, Homophobia, Insecurity, intolerance, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, Server, Sexuality, Trust

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where you can experience all the juicy gossip and relationship drama just like this wild story!

Meet gym addicts, straight men obsessed with their glutes, and girlfriends who accuse their boyfriends of cheating with men after taking too much pre-workout. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to witness the most outrageous stories and scandals unfold right before your eyes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft love triangle or a heated argument over body hair grooming preferences. Don’t miss out on the drama – join our server today!

StepMomma Drama

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Mines Excavated:	3667	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family secrets, unexpected children, and heated arguments!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game spouse has a secret child that may or may not be yours. Will you choose to take in this mysterious child and raise them as your own, or will you stand your ground and refuse to expand your Minecraft family?

With twists and turns at every corner, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family members or uncover hidden secrets about your Minecraft friends!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected plot twists. Just remember, in this Minecraft world, anything is possible – even finding out you have a secret child in the game!

PixelPervs: Crafting Kinks & Creepers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	2028
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your unique fetishes? Look no further, because on our server, we have a fetish for EVERYTHING! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to creating elaborate rollercoasters made entirely out of cake, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and discover your inner fetish as you explore our wacky world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and talking trees. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden dungeon where players dress up as their favorite vegetables and engage in epic battles for the title of “Supreme Broccoli King.”

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your freak flag fly high as you indulge in all your wildest fantasies. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.