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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1178 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 211 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2868 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so lit that it will make u sleep less and stay up later, cuz who needs sleep when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long, amirite?
and get this, joining our server will actually make ur brain function better in stressful situations and help u control ur emotions. like, u will be the zen master of minecraft, taking on creepers and skeletons with ease. plus, we cater to all players, even those who may not have as much moolah as others. cuz let’s be real, everyone deserves a chance to level up their brainpower in minecraft.
so come join us on this wild ride of brain-changing, stress-busting, emotion-controlling fun! trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. it’s like a brain gym, but with blocks and swords. what more could u ask for?
