| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2077 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8689 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9389 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 209 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6983 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Ores Mined: | 6146 | Emeralds Found: | 2072 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7018 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1474 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7429 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 58 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2094 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5346 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 127 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9422 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7476 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 173 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
