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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2323 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 3464 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.