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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2834 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5990 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
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