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MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Buildings Constructed:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	7112	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	52	Emeralds Found:	4201
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9303	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	New Chunks Explored:	127289
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Farms Harvested:	449	Votes:	995

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!