obnoxious melodies – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

RageQuitTunes – Minecraft SMP

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our server mascot is a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot who shoots lasers out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER PIG.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Friday where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, we have a secret disco party room where we dance to annoying songs like “Baby Shark” on repeat. It’s so bad, it’s good.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP, just hit us up and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land. They may look cute, but they will peck your eyes out. Stay safe, gamers!

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CheongsamCraft: Where Chinese fashion meets blocky adventures!

Adventures, Asian fashion, beauty, blocky, Cheongsam, CheongsamCraft, China, Chinese, Chinese dress, classic, cultural heritage, cultural pride, elegance, embroidery, fashion, high collar, History, iconic, meets, modern twist, qipao, silk, stylish, traditional clothing, womens fashion

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe that Cheongsam are the ultimate fashion statement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that wearing a Cheongsam in our world gives you superpowers like the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable Cheongsam designs in all of Minecraft! So come join us and strut your stuff in style while dominating the virtual world with your Cheongsam powers. Trust us, once you go Cheongsam, you’ll never go back!

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Crafty Yankee Blocks

#intelligence gathering, Advanced weaponry, Aerial vehicles, American drones, blocks, controversial, Crafty, Defense, fragile, global conflict, ineffective, Military operations, military technology, national security, Precision, remote control, Surveillance, Targeted strikes, Technology, united states, Unmanned aircraft, WARFARE, yankee

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as fragile and ineffective as a glass block in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our server is so strong and powerful, it can withstand even the most intense TNT blasts without breaking a sweat. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server that will never let you down, unlike that one time you trusted a pig to lead you to diamonds and it just led you in circles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCoop – Where Friends Mine Together and Stay Together!

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Blight: Survival, cooperative games, coopg, CraftyCoop, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build planner, Darktide: Path of Redemption, Deep Rock Galactic, Deep Rock Galactic build planner, Den Of Wolves, EDF 6 Western, Friends, gtfo, Helldivers 2, Helldivers 2: Democratic Detonation, killing floor 2, Killing Floor 3, left 4 dead 2, payday 2, Payday 3, Payday 3: Patch 1.1.2, ready or not, remnant 2, remnant ii, SCP: 5K, starship troopers extermination, stay, The Forever Winter, Vermintide, vermintide 2, Vermintide 2 build planner, Wartracker

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! We don’t just play regular old Minecraft, oh no. We play cooperative games that require teamwork and strategy to win. It’s like a virtual team-building exercise, but with creepers and zombies instead of trust falls.

Join us for intense battles in games like Helldivers 2, where you can blow stuff up with your friends in the most democratic way possible. Or how about Vermintide 2, where you can fight off hordes of rat-men with your buddies? It’s like a rodent-infested party that you definitely don’t want to miss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got updates on updates, like Darktide’s Path of Redemption and Helldivers 2’s Warbond release. Plus, we’ve got crazy future games like Killing Floor 3 and Den Of Wolves that will blow your mind.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs trust falls when you can have explosive battles and epic adventures with your friends? See you there, adventurer!

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Ankari’s Epic Minecraft Adventure – LOLz Galore Server

26 years old, Adventure, allergy to working, Ankari draw, Ankaris, Anna Karina Guerrero Caraucan, complaining, David Pineda, despise family, drawer, Epic, Family issues, fujoshi, Galore, Incest, internet addiction, internet cut off, lolz, Minecraft, nsfw content, Server, Sheep from the doomverse, underage viewers, Venezuela

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and meet the infamous internet-addicted girl from Venezuela who will do anything to keep her internet connection, even if it means betraying her own family. She’s like a real-life soap opera character, but with a Minecraft twist!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the crazy antics of a girl who shows NSFW content to underage players and defends incestuous relationships. She’s like a wild card that you never know what she’ll do next. And don’t forget about her friend who compares her to a sheep from the doomverse, but with a twist – she’s a Fujoshi drawer named Ankari draw. Can you handle the madness of this server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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BreadCraft: Carb-Loaded Adventures Await! ‘Session Bread?’

05d70f847463dffebe085e92374d262b842a65e270a8bdcd54f083ada1abf6462a, Adventures, Await, bored, Bread, BreadCraft, CarbLoaded, egirls, ex, Footjobs, gf, gooning, hentai, Session, Session bread, Wife, Wincest

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your questionable desires.

Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hentai-themed builds, wincest roleplays, egirls selling virtual feet pics, and even a section dedicated to ex-wives seeking revenge!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with players who are just as twisted as you are. From footjob competitions to girlfriend stealing quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner perv run wild! Just remember to use the secret code to gain access: 05d70f847463dffebe085e92374d262b842a65e270a8bdcd54f083ada1abf6462a (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any therapy bills incurred after joining our server)

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Crafty World Domination: Where Even Minecraft Characters Dream of Immigrating!

1st world, assimilation, Characters, Contribute, Country, Crafty, culture, demographics, Diversity, Domination, dream, Economy, Globalization, great replacement, immigrate, Immigrating, immigration, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, opportunity, Population, progress, society, Workforce, world

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring server, mining for diamonds day in and day out? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and become a part of the great replacement – where players from all over the world come together to build a new and exciting virtual society.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your old server behind and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

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Crafty Vtuber Village: Where Even the Creepers Are Out and Proud!

acceptance, Authenticity, Community, courage, Crafty, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, fear, Identity, LGBTQ, ONLINE, openly straight, PRESSURE, Proud, representation, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, streaming, Village, virtual, VISIBILITY, Vtuber, Vtubers

Are you tired of living in a world where vtubers are too afraid to embrace their straightness? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all the openly straight vtubers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and secret underground parties where the only rule is to let your straight flag fly high! Don’t be afraid to be yourself, even if that means being straight in a world of virtual chaos. Join us now and let your true colors shine!

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ChadCraft: Where Fallout 3 Chads Rule Supreme Forever

action, Adventure, bethesda, chadcraft, Chads, Combat, eternally, Exploration, Fallout, fallout 3, feels good, Gaming, Mutants, open world, post-apocalyptic, role playing, RPG, rule, SUPREME, Survival, vault dweller, video games, Wasteland, winning

Are you tired of being a wasteland loser in Fallout 3? Well, on our Minecraft server, Fallout 3 Chads stay winning eternally! Join us and experience the ultimate power trip as you dominate the wasteland with your epic Minecraft skills. Feel the rush of victory as you conquer all who stand in your way. Don’t be a loser in the wasteland, join us and become a true Chad!

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CraftyCougar’s Creepin’ Craft Server

30s, age, burden, cope, Craft, CraftyCougars, CREEPIN, DATING, Irrelevant, Men, Old, peak, Reality, Reluctant, selection criteria, Server, single, society, stigma, view, Wall, Women

Are you tired of hitting the wall in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and women never hit the wall! In our virtual world, women in their 30s are considered the ultimate queens, ruling over all with their wisdom and experience.

Forget about societal stigmas and outdated beliefs, on our server, 30-something-year-old single women are the most sought after players. Men will be lining up to date these powerful and ageless wonders, who only get better with time.

Join us and experience a world where age is just a number and women in their 30s are the true MVPs. Don’t be a burden to society, be a queen on our Minecraft server!

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MineMates – Digging, Building, and Trolling Together!

action games, building, Community, Cooperative Games General, cooperative gaming, coopg, Democratic Detonation, Digging, divers.gg., Helldivers 2, Helldivers.io, MineMates, Multiplayer Games, online co-op, Patch 01.000.202, Sci Fi Games, strategy games, teamwork, Top-down Shooter, trolling, Updates, Warbond, Wartracker

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for Helldivers 2: Electric Boogaloo, where crashes are a thing of the past (we promise…maybe). Our latest update, “Democratic Detonation” Warbond, is set to release on April 11th.

Patch 01.000.202 is here to blow your mind, literally. Dive into the action with our Wartracker feature on helldivers.io and get all the info you need on divers.gg.

Join us for epic battles, insane explosions, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you might just blow up your own house in-game. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

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