Oblivion Retro Analysis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HonkaiCraft Server – All Aboard the Star Rail

Aboard, Art of Dreaming, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, general, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, The Embers of Glamoth, Thread Template, Tools, Yunli

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Votes:	9434
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and unexpected twists!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky! It’s a crazy, wacky place where anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and mythical creatures that will challenge your survival skills. Will you be able to conquer the Ender Dragon while riding a llama? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WageSlaveCraft Minecraft Server

alive, apartment, Back to work, family, hate, Minecraft, no breaks, no overtime, Options, park bench, rent free, RV LIVING, Server, Slave, Snap, trailer living, treat me like shit, wage slave, WageSlaveCraft, work hours

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being a slave to your ungrateful overlords? Do you dream of escaping the clutches of your RV prison and living a life of freedom and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave behind the shackles of your oppressive living situation. Build your own virtual paradise, where you are the master of your own destiny. No more 50-hour work weeks, no more ungrateful bosses, just endless possibilities and fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the ruler. No more being treated like dirt by your so-called “family”, here you are the king or queen of your own domain. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living the life you truly deserve!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Community, CraftyCreeper, culture, Diversity, education, Entertainment, equality, Food, freedom, Healthcare, History, Infrastructure, innovation, Living, Minecraft, Nature, opportunities, perspective, Server, Technology, Underrated, united states, vice versa

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Emeralds Found:	1183	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where the United States doesn’t have enough Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainstorms, and a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and save the United States from a shortage of epic gaming experiences. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

SchoolOfChaosMC

chaotic events, school anarchy, school bedlam, school chaos, school commotion, school craziness, school disorder, school disruptions, school drama, school hijinks, school incidents, school mayhem, school memories, school mischief, school pandemonium, school shenanigans, school stories, school turmoil, school uproar, SchoolOfChaosMC, student pranks

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about the time our school had a full-blown zombie apocalypse simulation! It all started when the science teacher accidentally spilled some weird chemicals in the cafeteria, turning a bunch of students into brain-hungry zombies. But instead of freaking out, the principal decided to turn it into a school-wide game of survival. Students were running around with makeshift weapons, barricading themselves in classrooms, and forming alliances to take down the undead horde. It was chaos, but also the most epic game of tag we’ve ever played!

And if you think that’s wild, you should join our Minecraft server! We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin, like skydiving into a pool of lava or racing pigs through obstacle courses. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters who love to pull off crazy stunts and build the most absurd structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us and let’s create chaos together in the virtual world!

MonaKraft – Kardashian of Minecraft

art appreciation, art criticism, art history, art world, celebrity comparison, cultural icon, Cultural significance, enigmatic smile, FAMOUS, famous painting, historical figure, iconic, kardashian, Leonardo da Vinci, Masterpiece, Minecraft, Mona lisa, MonaKraft, mysterious woman, Portrait, Renaissance art

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the mona lisa is actually a secret portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

we got diamond armor that makes you invincible and creepers that explode into rainbows instead of blowing up your stuff.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the hidden golden chicken in the enchanted forest.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

BioTrypto MegaNet: UV Superrad

architectures, biochemistry, Biological, Biomolecules, biophysics, BioTrypto, cellular biology, energy transfer, Excited State Dynamics, Fluorescence, Light Emission, Mega-Networks, MegaNet, Molecular biology, Photobiology, Photophysics, protein, scientific research, Spectroscopy, superrad, Superradiance, Tryptophan, Ultraviolet

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Magic Items Found:	2380
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the tryptophan is off the charts, like seriously bro, you ain’t never seen tryptophan like this before. our biological architectures are lit af, like straight up glowing with ultraviolet superradiance.

we got mega-networks that will blow your mind, like seriously, you’ll be like “woah, this is some next level stuff right here.” join us and experience the craziest adventures, like battling mutant zombies made of tryptophan or building a castle out of glowing blocks.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started, because on this server, anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ProstituteCraft Minecraft Server

DATING, dating choices, dating honesty, dating preferences, Honesty, honesty in dealings, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, Minecraft, non-traditional dating, non-traditional relationships, normie woman, Prostitute, ProstituteCraft, relationships, Server, sex work, societal norms, unconventional dating, unconventional love, unconventional relationships

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3634
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like dating a literal prostitute – wild, unpredictable, and always keeping you on your toes!

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you never know what’s around the corner. From explosive pranks to unexpected alliances, our server is full of surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So why settle for a normie server when you can join us and embrace the chaos? Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the thrill of the unknown. Join now and let the adventure begin!

iLikeU Minecraft Server

iLikeU, like you love affection feelings attraction admiration fondness infatuation crush emotions caring adoration sentiment endearment devotion passion romance sweetheart soulmate, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	706256	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4765
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still)! Our server is home to a rare breed of pigs that can fly and will take you on magical adventures through the skies. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night and you’re invited! So why join our server? Because we like you, and we promise you’ll never have a dull moment here!

FontCraft: Comic Sans Edition

Comic, Communication, creativity, design, Edition, Expression, Font, FontCraft, Identity, imagination, Individuality, introspection, Perception, Personality, perspective, Reflection, sans, Self-expression, Style, Thoughts, typography, UNIQUENESS, Visualization

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8124
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on!

Join us if your thoughts had a font, they would be Comic Sans on steroids! That’s right, we’re all about embracing the quirky, the wacky, and the downright ridiculous here.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are cracking up at our jokes. We’ve got pigs doing stand-up comedy, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons… well, they’re still pretty creepy, but at least they’re wearing top hats now.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can mine diamonds with his mind.

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your inventory is full of golden apples.

CraftyRevolt: IsraeliEdition

activism, anti-government protest, citizen activism, civic engagement, civil disobedience, CraftyRevolt, Democracy, demonstration, dissent, dissenting voices, Government, grassroots movement, Israel, IsraeliEdition, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Political, political reform, protest, public outcry, social justice

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Buildings Constructed:	24
Votes:	7884	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

LOL, U KNOW WHAT ELSE THOUSANDS OF PPL TURN OUT FOR? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ IT’S LIT AF! COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, LIKE THESE ISRAELIS WHO PROBS JUST NEED TO BUILD A BLOCK HOUSE AND RELAX.

WE GOT PIG RACES, WHERE U CAN BET UR DIAMONDS AND WIN BIG! PLUS, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT.

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U DIG STRAIGHT DOWN AT COORDINATES 420, 69, U’LL FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED LLAMAS.

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MINE AND CRAFT TOGETHER, AWAY FROM ALL THE POLITICAL DRAMA!