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Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

MustHaveMinecraftSMP

Crucial, ESSENTIAL, essential item, essential purchase, Fundamental, imperative, important, Indispensable, key, must buy, must have, MUST HAVE Items, must own, must-have products, MustHaveMinecraftSMP, necessary, Needed, obligatory, required, top priority, Vital

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If you want to join our Minecraft SMP, you better bring your A-game and a diamond pickaxe because things are about to get wild! Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they were challenged to a build battle with a group of angry villagers. The player emerged victorious, but not before accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie chickens upon the land. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most absurd places. From underwater temples guarded by killer dolphins to secret caves filled with enchanted golden carrots, there’s always something new and exciting to discover.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, bust out, dft, gooning, horny anons, long tail tags, Minecraft, no drama, no loli, no shota, no weird fetishes, obligatory, PLAP, saturday edition, Server, steaming boy batter, Stroke, Stroke yourself silly, tags, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Polite Creeper

Courtesy, creeper, customs, DeCorum, empty gestures, Etiquette, formalities, insincere, Manners, meaningless, niceties, obligatory, Pleasantries, Pointless, Polite, propriety, social norms, societal expectations, superficial, Traditions, Unnecessary

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Are you tired of boring, polite Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to be as impolite as possible!

Need to chop down someone’s tree? Go for it! Want to steal someone’s diamonds? Feel free! This server is all about chaos and mayhem, so come join the fun and let your inner troll shine!

But that’s not all – we also have the most ridiculous events and challenges you’ve ever seen. From lava parkour races to building competitions where the theme is “ugliest house possible”, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who needs politeness when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos?

Minecraft Mania

art, Community, creativity, digital art, exhausted, funny, furry art posting, Gaming, humor, illustration, internet culture, Mania, meme, Minecraft, obligatory, ONLINE, PEPEGA, sleep deprived, social media, streaming, tired, twitch

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you furry art enthusiasts out there. Why? Because we have a designated gallery where you can post all your amazing furry creations for everyone to admire. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking animals who use their magical powers to keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and unleash your inner furry artist while uncovering the mysteries of our enchanted server!

Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

Achieve, AMBITION, aspirations, career, Commitment, Dedication, Duty, fulfillment, goals, Job, Life, Living, LolCraft, motivation, OBLIGATION, obligatory, Optional, perseverance, purpose, RESPONSIBILITY, STRIVE, success, work

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyDadLULZ

child abuse, child discipline, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyDadLULZ, emotional trauma, estranged relationships, family drama, family dynamics, father in-law, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, grudges, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, personal values, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, unresolved conflict

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Are you tired of family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with your wife’s father striking your child! Our server is a safe haven from awkward family gatherings and uncomfortable conversations. Plus, you won’t have to worry about forgiving anyone or being called petty for holding a grudge.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any in-laws interfering. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs forgiveness when you have a diamond sword?

BetrayerBeware

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, betrayal aftermath, betrayal consequences, betrayal recovery, betrayal recovery process, betrayal trauma, BetrayerBeware, broken trust, consequences, coping with betrayal, dealing with betrayal, Deceit, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, hurt, Karma, moving on, Revenge, Trust

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Have you ever been betrayed by someone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we take betrayal to a whole new level! When someone betrays you, we unleash a pack of angry wolves to hunt them down and make them pay for their treachery! It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) revenge story unfolding right before your eyes. So come join us and see what happens to the person who dares to betray you! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, border protection, BorderBlock, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, Invasion, investigation, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, Political, Report, Russian general, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine attack

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got a russian general who, like, dismantled some border-protection group, right? and then, outta nowhere, ukraine attacks! it’s like, a total war zone, man. but don’t worry, we got all the protection you need on this server. join us and be part of the chaos, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BrainCrafters – No Surface Untouched

brain health, brain tissue, BrainCrafters, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, human health, marine pollution, microplastic contamination, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, scientific research, surface, toxic substances, untouched

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit that even the microplastics are trying to get in on the action? well look no further cuz this server is the place to be!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you find a tiny plastic bead instead, talk about a plot twist! but don’t worry, these microplastics are friendly and just wanna chill in your brain tissue while you build epic structures and battle mobs.

there’s nowhere left untouched by the insanity of this server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with plastic-infused adventures!

BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

art, blunt, blunt tip, BluntCraft, children, childsafe, Classroom, Craft, dull, education, Kids, kidsafe, non-sharp, Precaution, Protective, Rounded, rounded edges, Safe, Safety, School, school supplies, Scissors, Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

CraftySuicideRiskMC

adverse effects, CraftySuicideRiskMC, drug reactions, drug safety monitoring, drug side effects, drug-related suicides, higher risk, medication risks, medication safety, mental health, mental health risks, new study, ozempic, pharmaceuticals, pharmacological risks, pharmacovigilance, public health, semaglutide, suicidal thoughts, Wegovy, WHO database

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like semaglutide on steroids, but without the suicidal thoughts (hopefully). we got blocks that’ll make u feel like ur on top of the world, literally. climb to the highest peak and shout “I AM THE KING OF MINECRAFT!” and no one will judge u, except maybe that creeper sneaking up behind u. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic community of players who will fight off any mob that tries to mess with u. so come join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch would be jealous.

CraftyBabies Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime critique, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime enthusiast, anime fans, anime genre, Anime List, anime lover, anime ranking, anime recommendation, anime release, anime review, Anime Series, Anime Suggestions, best anime, birth year, CraftyBabies, favorite anime, Minecraft, Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise!

Join us and embark on a quest to discover the best anime released on your birth year. But here’s the catch – you have to battle mobs of anime characters to unlock the answer! Will you defeat Goku from Dragon Ball Z or Sailor Moon from, well, Sailor Moon? Only time will tell!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly Pikachu who only speaks in Jigglypuff’s lullaby? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin!

Bangin’ Racist SMP – Minecraft Madness

#youtube, bangin, Black Lives Matter, controversial, cultural commentary, Hip Hop, HwdMJE0t8JM, Lyrics, madness, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music video, Police Brutality, Provocative, racism, racist, smp, Social Issues, systemic racism, Theme, trending, viral

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our theme is so outrageous, it’s practically banging! We’ve got a racist theme that will have you laughing and cringing at the same time.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as politically incorrect as possible. Need some inspiration? Just watch our theme song on repeat and let the racism flow through you.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a swastika-shaped house and not get banned? Come join the fun and let your inner bigot run wild. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

apartment decor, Apology, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, comic collection, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family visit, hobbies, Home decor, judgment, Minecraft, personal space, PS5, relationships, Respect, rude behavior, RudeCraft, Self-expression, Server, video games

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner child without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for gamers who refuse to apologize for their love of comics, games, and all things fun.

Join us and build your own virtual world where no one can tell you what’s “childish” or “immature.” Let your creativity run wild as you decorate your pixelated home with all the comic prints and gaming consoles your heart desires.

And if anyone dares to judge your hobbies, just kick them out like a boss. We support your right to be unapologetically nerdy and will always have your back.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where being yourself is the only rule. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such epic drama? Don’t be the uncle in this story, be the hero of your own pixelated world!

BabyBlockerz

baby name choices, baby name disagreements, baby name disputes, baby names, baby naming, baby naming conflicts, BabyBlockerz, CoParenting, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family traditions, refusing to change baby’s name, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Imagine a world where choosing a baby name sparks a heated debate that lasts for weeks. Witness the epic battle between two sisters over the name Liam, a name so powerful it threatens to tear their family apart.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into a realm where exes, half-siblings, and toxic co-parenting collide in a fiery explosion of emotions. Will you choose sides or forge your own path in this chaotic landscape?

Join us on this server for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few family feuds). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga – join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	New Chunks Explored:	373606
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	288	Emeralds Found:	2151
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6331
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mines Excavated:	4454	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	196
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	595	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1368	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Items Found:	3638	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Items Found:	8180

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Animals Bred:	124
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Essential obligatory Minecraft Servers