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  • ScanFailCraft

    ScanFailCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of getting free hoodies without even trying! Just like the cashier at H&M forgot to scan the hoodie in this hilarious story, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server.

    Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

    So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

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  • ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

    ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

    Reasons to join our server:
    – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed
    – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget
    – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance
    – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

    So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

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  • Momma’s Baby vs. College Fund

    Momma’s Baby vs. College Fund
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as my mom trying to find friends for my sister in college? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of trying to make friends for your virtual blocky character!

    Our server is so insane, even helicopter parents would be impressed. We have special quests where you have to email your virtual professors for special treatment, like being allowed to eat snacks in the virtual lab. And if they don’t respond, don’t worry – our admins will step in and make sure you get the VIP treatment you deserve.

    But that’s not all! If you’re struggling to make friends in the game, just reach out to other players and ask them to be your virtual buddies. And if all else fails, our admins will personally intervene and make sure you have a squad to roll with.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a mom trying to find friends for her college-aged daughter, join us now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

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  • NannyCraft Minecraft Server

    NannyCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this friend who always needs help with her baby, we will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and tasks.

    Imagine having to carry a crying baby around the server while trying to complete quests and build your empire. Will you be able to multitask like a pro or will you end up fainting from the stress?

    But don’t worry, just like this friend’s husband who can easily afford to hire help, our server offers plenty of resources and support to help you succeed. And if all else fails, you can always hire a virtual nanny to take care of your in-game responsibilities.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft world. And remember, helping out should be fun, not feel like a chore!

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  • UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

    UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

    ”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

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  • PS5PartyPooper

    PS5PartyPooper
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can game in peace without any annoying interruptions? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee no one will bring a PlayStation 5 to a housewarming party and hog the TV all night long.

    Imagine a world where you can play Minecraft without someone blasting Call of Duty in the background, causing chaos and embarrassment. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life party drama and awkward situations.

    Don’t worry about being forced to socialize or play beer pong when all you want to do is build your dream world in Minecraft. On our server, you can game in peace without any distractions or obligations.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with party poopers and want a Minecraft experience free from unwanted guests and their PlayStation 5s, join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • BreakfastCraft: NoSharingBF

    BreakfastCraft: NoSharingBF
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values scones as much as you do? Look no further! Our server is filled with scone enthusiasts who understand the importance of a good breakfast treat.

    Join us and experience the thrill of baking scones in-game, where you can trade them with other players for rare items or even build a scone-themed castle. Who knows, you might even find a scone-loving boyfriend in the virtual world!

    Don’t worry about running out of scones before your next adventure, our server provides unlimited scone resources for all players. So come on in, bake some scones, and make friends who appreciate the art of breakfast pastries. It’s a scone-tastic time waiting for you!

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  • NeighborMowDrama

    NeighborMowDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage petty and rude behavior! Join us and unleash your inner neighborly grudge by refusing to mow half of your virtual lawn. Our community is full of drama and passive-aggressive antics, just like the real world!

    Imagine a world where your neighbor cuts their side of the lawn perfectly, leaving your side untouched. It’s a virtual battle of wills, and only the strongest will survive. Will you stand your ground and let the grass grow wild on your side, or will you give in to the pressure and mow the whole lawn yourself?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures. From building giant statues of your neighbor’s face to organizing lawnmower races through obstacle courses, the possibilities are endless. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Remember, on our server, the grass is always greener on the other side – especially when you refuse to mow it. See you there!

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  • Niece’s Grad Party Drama – No Vacation Home for In-Laws!

    Niece’s Grad Party Drama – No Vacation Home for In-Laws!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos, just like the Airbnb vacation home owned by this poor soul.

    Imagine logging in to find your virtual vacation home trashed by your own family members, just like in this crazy story. But don’t worry, we won’t charge you extra for the mess – just for the entertainment value!

    Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled relatives who expect everything for free. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

    So come on in, grab a virtual broom, and get ready to clean up the mess left behind by your virtual family members. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege

    SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without worrying about your sister pulling crazy stunts like Mia. Imagine a world where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or family drama getting in your way.

    Plus, who needs grandparents helping with college when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire in our server? Forget about loans and financial stress, just focus on building the ultimate Minecraft kingdom.

    Join us now and leave all the real-life chaos behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie battles instead? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!

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