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CraftyNewsUSA
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as the news in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so unbiased, even the creepers can’t decide which side to explode on! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated politics and scandalous sheep scandals. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and zombies do the cha-cha. So why wait? Join now and experience the most unbiased chaos you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft! -
Lost in Time’s Embrace 1.20.2
Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the shit-eating faggots of reality! We promise not to rob you of everything, unlike those disgusting seven billion people. On our server, you can build your own life without having to deal with people shitting into each other’s mouths. It’s objectively unfair out there, but in here, you can be the best! So come join us and leave the real world behind. -
The Final Frontier 1.20.6
Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the last arc of your favorite show – everyone says it’s bad, but when you finally join, it’s based AF!Join this server because it will make you question reality more than that time you tried to eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.
The community here is like a bunch of crazy 4chan anons on a sugar rush – you never know what they’re gonna come up with next!
So, if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, shizo-crazy Minecraft server, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back to boring old reality.
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CraftyDebate Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute best! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, duh!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of ultimate power. But beware, the evil zombie chickens are always lurking around every corner, ready to steal your loot!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
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RedditPaperCraft SMP
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than our builds are our players! Join us if you want to experience a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk while laying eggs.Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of sneaky villagers who claimed they needed it for a secret dance party.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be built on a giant stack of paper, because why not? Who needs solid ground when you can have a server that defies all logic and reason?
So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything is possible.
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SuperCrafters United
Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unlock your inner superhero! Choose from a variety of superpowers like flying, teleportation, or even shooting lasers from your eyes (watch out for creepers!).Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombies appears. No problem! Just activate your super strength and send those undead baddies flying.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who hold the key to unlimited riches. Trade with them for rare items and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Who needs a cape when you have superpowers and talking animals on your side?
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ShenZenKidzCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like a 10-year old japanese boy fighting off zombies near a shenzhen elementary school! it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s totally insane! who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town! so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! -
Crafty Brainiacs: Multi-Omics Madness
so like, u ever wonder if ur gut and brain are like bffs and they talk to each other all the time? well, on this server, we take that idea to the next level! our gut-brain axis is like, totally lit, with multi-omics and stuff showing us the way to happiness and good vibes.join us on this wacky adventure where your gut and brain are besties and they help u fight off the bad vibes and depression monsters. we got crazy mini-games where u can feed ur gut with all the right foods to boost ur mood and make ur brain super smart.
come hang out with us and let’s explore the weird and wonderful world of the gut-brain axis in a way you’ve never seen before. trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!
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Magic Moon
Welcome to MagicMoon!!!
When Magic Moon rises in the sky the rules change…
The Magic Moon has imbued the world with ancient magic. Explore the wonders the overworld holds, fight bosses in other worlds, and prepare to become the greatest adventurer.
MagicMoon is the key to unlock a hidden world full of endless possibilities!!!
Come and discover the secrets of the Magic Moon.
If you dream it, everything is possible!!!
space.magicmc.xyz
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Democrat’s Dream Minecraft Server
Are you a Democrat who loves Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated politics and blocky debates. Our server is the perfect place for Democrats to build their dream world, complete with free healthcare for all villagers and a renewable energy source powered by creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is a registered Democrat who loves to discuss foreign policy over a cup of virtual coffee. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I don’t get it, but I love it!”