Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets to be the designated llama rider.
Forget about Breath of the Wild 2 and Baldur’s Gate 3, our server is where the real action is at. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!
Join our server and show off your skills in epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (Disclaimer: pickaxe may not actually be made of gold). Test your survival skills in our hardcore mode where death means you have to eat a real-life raw fish (Disclaimer: please do not actually eat raw fish).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a pet zombie pigman that will follow you around and do your bidding (Disclaimer: zombie pigman may have a tendency to attack other players).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server in the world and show everyone why you’re the blocky boss of the universe!
we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ the cha cha slide. it’s a wild ride, my dude.
if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure this side of the nether. build your own castle, tame a dragon, or just chill with some llamas. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of russian troops gettin’ captured in Kursk Oblast.
so what are ya waitin’ for? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that’ll make even the craziest russian soldier jealous!