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The Spooky Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	2050	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds and building boring houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!

Brits vs Romans: Boudica’s Revenge Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	227
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6337	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Items Found:	4900	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where history is rewritten in the most outrageous and hilarious ways! Join us as we dive into the world of Boudica, the ultimate rookie warrior who single-handedly caused the downfall of the Roman Empire in Britain.

Picture this: Boudica, armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken, takes on the entire Roman army with her questionable battle tactics. She leads her army of llamas into battle, only to realize they were actually alpacas in disguise. Chaos ensues as she accidentally builds a rollercoaster instead of a fortress, causing her enemies to die of laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Boudica’s trusty sidekick turns out to be a talking sheep who gives her questionable advice on how to defeat her enemies. Together, they embark on a quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unconventional strategies and unstoppable determination.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a woman who defies all odds and redefines history in the most hilarious way possible? Join us now and be a part of the madness!

VShojo+ MineCraft Madness

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because /vsj+/ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with vtubers and VShojo madness!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you run into Froot from https://www.twitch.tv/apricot! She’s there to help you dig up some rare diamonds and maybe even drop some sick beats while she’s at it.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle it out with GEEGA from https://www.twitch.tv/geega? Well, now’s your chance! Challenge her to a PvP match and see who comes out on top.

And let’s not forget about Haruka from https://www.twitch.tv/harukakaribu! Rumor has it she can summon a dragon with just a flick of her wand. Join her on epic quests and uncover hidden treasures together.

But that’s not all! Henya from https://www.twitch.tv/henyathegenius is here to blow your mind with her redstone creations. Get ready to be amazed by her insane contraptions and mind-boggling builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vsj+/ for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Kson from https://www.twitch.tv/ksonsouchou or Mata from https://www.twitch.tv/matarakan on your adventures. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wonderful server!

And remember, keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the haters and reporting any trolls. Let’s make this the best Minecraft server in the universe! 🌟

Non-Toxic Blockheads

accepting, anti-racism, anti-sexism, Blockheads, Diversity, equality, ETHICAL, fair, Gamers, INCLUSIVE, non-biased, non-bigoted, non-discriminatory, non-prejudiced, Nontoxic, open-minded, Positive community, progressive, respectful, socially conscious, tolerant

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Animals Bred:	178
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we only accept gamers who are neither sexist nor racist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a magical unicorn that will ban anyone who dares to utter a sexist or racist remark. Yes, you heard that right, a magical unicorn!

2. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Friday night. And guess what? The DJ is a talking parrot who only plays bangers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice, wielded by the bravest player who ever lived. Rumor has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted god-like powers in the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of this absolutely bonkers Minecraft community!

SleepyCraft: Where Oversleeping is the Ultimate Strategy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Farms Harvested:	527
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where taking it easy is so hard, you’ll literally oversleep and miss out on all the fun! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).

So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.

Crafting Chaos: Beyblade Edition

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Cho Pan is actually a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a realm where all your wildest dreams come true.

Oh, and did I mention that our community is filled with the most adorable players you’ll ever meet? They say that if you befriend a player on our server, you’ll be blessed with good luck for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical adventure and experience the cuteness of Cho Pan for yourself!

Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9445	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Void Gems Collected:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Blockhead Shenanigans

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchantments Applied:	133
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on RAINBOW LLAMAS while battling evil DERPY CREEPERS with EXPLODING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our CHOCOLATE RIVER and mine for DANCING DIAMONDS that will grant you UNLIMITED DAB POWER!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a TACO-LOVING DRAGON who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most INSANE and WACKY adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

QueenCraft: Where Vtubing Royalty Rules the Blocks!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Towns Built:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mines Excavated:	2146

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the shocking truth about what really happened to the queen of vtubing! Rumor has it, she was actually a secret ender dragon in disguise all along. Only by joining our server can you discover the hidden secrets of the virtual world and maybe even save the queen from her dragon form! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Mogging Mayhem: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	6068
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8712	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so savage they’ll make you question your entire existence. 🤯 Join us if you’re ready to face off against zombies that do the cha-cha-cha while attacking, skeletons that moonwalk their way into battle, and creepers that tell dad jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts a weekly karaoke night at the End City. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you historians. is is of of just and The offts of of of of of of of of of of of of of sn of of of of open of open open 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0.

Crafty Hangover: The Morning After

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible, just like the idea of Israel launching a single missile into Iran! But wait, it gets even crazier – rumor has it that it was actually mossad agents using tiny drones to attack Iran. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? Join our server and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you. Who knows what kind of wild stories you’ll uncover next!