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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	5479
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of playing those boring, lame video games that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my friends.

If you’re looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas with lightsabers, and build a house made entirely out of cheese, then look no further. Our server is the place to be for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience unlike any other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. But hey, who would want to turn back when you can have this much fun?

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	270
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Star Shards Collected:	118	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Votes:	4090

so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

Community, Cosmetics, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, fullon, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Protection, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, smp, Summer event, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Whitelist, wow

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Emeralds Found:	5611
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Founded on: April 14, 2023
Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Primary Language: English
Server Leadership: International, with German players

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft?	Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
Is the server active and long-term?	Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
Are there any upcoming events or updates?	Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.

WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Conflict, conspiracy theories, cultural tensions, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, Global Issues, History, Holocaust, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, persecution, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, violence, WarCraftJewels, Wars

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	299	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Emeralds Found:	993
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”

Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).

KindCraft SMP – Be Kind to Each Other

acceptance, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Harmony, Humanity, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, love, oneness, Peace, Respect, smp, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Farms Harvested:	790	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we are all one big dysfunctional family! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon. – Our admin is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a diamond block with a flick of his wand. – If you join, you’ll be gifted a pet creeper that only explodes on command. It’s the perfect way to prank your friends! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into the belly of a giant lava monster. Don’t worry, it’s friendly. – Our server currency is actually emerald-encrusted golden carrots. Who needs diamonds when you can have blinged-out veggies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and plenty of laughs along the way!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?

Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

FightClubCraft

aita, Apologize.., christmas present, DAUGHTER, Doll, expensive, Fight, FightClubCraft, Friends, play date, purpose, reimbursement, school club, son not welcome, telling mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset, wrong, young

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.

Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?

Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?

Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

air defense, airspace, ALERT, Breach, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, jets, Military, military escalation, Minecraft, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	321661	Emeralds Found:	5581
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

yo, dis server be so lit dat even countries be fightin’ ova it! imagine playin’ Minecraft and suddenly Japan be sendin’ jets to take down China’s recon plane tryna sneak into da server! join us and be part of da epic battle for control of dis epic virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have dis level of excitement in Minecraft? come join da fun and see what crazy shenanigans happen next!