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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of playing those boring, lame video games that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my friends.

If you’re looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas with lightsabers, and build a house made entirely out of cheese, then look no further. Our server is the place to be for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience unlike any other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. But hey, who would want to turn back when you can have this much fun?

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Potions Brewed:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	1201
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Void Gems Collected:	33
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!

Snapcraft: Where Creepers Send Dirty Messages

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	3313
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6548

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dirtier than our snap messages is the terrain! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy adventures and scandalous shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with sexy diamond armor. But beware, for the armor was cursed with the power of seduction! Players couldn’t resist showing off their new gear and soon, the entire server was embroiled in a fierce fashion show competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dirty Pig, a mischievous creature who loves to prank unsuspecting players by covering their builds in mud. Will you be the next victim of the Dirty Pig’s antics?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some dirty fun and sexy surprises along the way!

CraftyCrossposters: LOL Minecraft Server for Anons & Memers!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

Join us and embark on INSANE quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most EPIC structures you can imagine. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest adventurers can conquer its challenges and claim the riches within. Will you be one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join our LEGENDARY Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, it’s worth every penny to escape the pozzed world and enter a realm of pure AWESOMENESS!

Pixelated Sushi Showdown: RIP Japanese Video Game

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Say goodbye to boring Japanese video games and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures!

Join our server and defeat evil pixelated sushi monsters that are trying to take over the virtual world! Build your own giant robot to protect your pixelated kingdom and show those sushi monsters who’s boss!

But that’s not all! Dive into our virtual hot spring and relax after a long day of battling pixelated foes. Or challenge other players to a dance-off in our virtual disco club!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Japanese video games and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: WoW Edition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Ever wanted to ride a DRAGONFLIGHT in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with WOWCAST DEVELOPER CHAT where you can chat with the developers while mining for diamonds.

Join us for the TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW event where you can battle it out with other players in intense PvP battles. And don’t forget about the DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATE, where you can soar through the skies on your very own dragon mount.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Summer Trading Post where you can trade rare items and gear up for your next adventure. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our Remix: Pandaria event where you can relive the glory days of Mists of Pandaria raids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join us for the ultimate gaming experience?

ArrangedCraft: Where mom and dad’s love story meets blocks and adventures!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of arranged marriages and terrible relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with insults, scolds, and complete b*tchiness – just like your dad!

Imagine a world where you can build your own house and not worry about your dad making fun of your mom for being “fat” (even though he’s fatter)! Explore our server where even grandma gets in on the action, constantly telling mom to do something about her freckles.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can stand up for yourself, unlike poor mom who takes all the crap from dad. Witness epic arguments and emotional breakdowns that will make you grateful for your own family dynamics.

So why wait? Join our server now and build your own happy virtual family, where you can escape the drama and create your own story – without the threat of being left homeless by your dad after he gets all of you married off! It’s a Minecraft world like no other, filled with twists and turns that will make you appreciate your own family drama a little bit more.

Top List Domination: The Minecraft Server to Rule Them All

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! This server dominates every single top list on the internet – even beating out Frieren, the greatest piece of fiction ever written (sorry not sorry, Frieren fans)!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, diamonds falling from the sky, and creepers doing the Macarena! Our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case, sorry, no brains for you)!