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The Best In The World Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic battles between Dibu Martinez and Casillas as they fight for the title of the greatest goalkeeper in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that they even have special powers that can summon giant creepers to defend their goal! So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness! -
AlphaBro’s Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any entitled alpha bros making outrageous statements!Join us and leave behind the toxic masculinity of the real world. Our server is a safe space for everyone, where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about someone getting offended over a rejection.
We promise that no one will ever tell you that you’ll regret turning them down in 20 years. Unless, of course, it’s a creeper trying to blow up your build – but that’s just part of the game!
So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. We guarantee you won’t regret it, unlike that guy who got blocked for his ridiculous behavior. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!
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DadventureBoundMC
Hey there gamers!So, picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, building your dream castle when suddenly a baby zombie spawns right in the middle of your living room. But wait, it gets better – turns out that baby zombie is actually the second child of one of our players! And they’re about to go on a crazy adventure to a wedding overseas, leaving their wife with postnatal depression and two kids to take care of.
Join our server for some wild and wacky times, where you never know what kind of real-life drama will unfold next. Will you help out the struggling wife by building her a virtual support network? Or will you cause chaos and mayhem in their virtual world while they’re away? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!
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BlockyBanter
Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and unforgettable moments of your gaming life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold nuggets at your feet. Or how about the time when you stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a pack of skeletons? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). So why settle for boring old Minecraft servers when you can join us and make memories that will have you laughing for years to come! -
Devil-Free EU Minecraft Server
lol imagine a minecraft server where the far-right MEP is the admin and he’s like “i will have the priest rid this server of all the devils” and everyone is like “wtf is happening” but then you join and see that the priest is actually just a player in a priest skin going around banishing people with holy water buckets. join this server for a wild ride of exorcisms and demon slayings, it’s gonna be lit fam! -
OrbánCraft: Betraying Europe!
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. We got, like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on that will blow your mind.First off, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at anyone who gets too close. It’s like, totally bananas, man.
And then, get this, we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’re all super fancy and stuff, it’s hilarious.
But the best part is, we have this epic battle arena where players can fight each other using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s like a feathered frenzy of chaos and clucks, dude.
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make you question reality, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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HealCraftX-Men
Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Wolverine as our main dude! He be choppin’ down trees with his retractable claws like a boss, but don’t worry, his superhuman healing keeps him from gettin’ infected and stuff.You wanna see Wolverine fight off a bunch of creepers with his claws? Or maybe watch him build a sick base with his mutant powers? This server is the place to be, cuz anything can happen when Wolverine is around.
So come on and join us, where the X-Men are real and the adventures are endless! Just watch out for those pesky infections, ain’t nobody got time for that.
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CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite? -
SpectraMC – Skyblock Server – Coming Soon
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COMING SOON
212.11.64.100:21059