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PixelFamilyContestGate

AITAH, Community, Contest, eligibility, family, family member, grand Tetons national park, Helpful, Ip:, name.., photo contest, Pictures, PixelFamilyContestGate, pride, Prizes, refusal, Regional, selfish, terms, work

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Potions Brewed:	198	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of family members trying to steal your thunder in photo contests? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will try to enter your pixelated masterpieces under their name. Plus, we have a grand Tetons national park replica for you to explore and take screenshots in, without the drama of family members trying to claim credit for your hard work. Join us now and let your creativity shine, without any shady contest antics!

CringeTeenMC SMP

awkward teenage years, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy actions, cringe-worthy choices, cringe-worthy decisions, cringe-worthy memories, cringe-worthy teenage stories, CringeTeenMC, cringeworthy behavior, cringeworthy moments, cringeworthy situations, cringeworthy teenage antics, cringeworthy teenage mistakes, cringy experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing teenage moments, regretful actions, smp, teenage faux pas, teenage mistakes, teenage regrets, youthful blunders

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to relive all those cringey teen moments in a virtual world! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing a backflip off a diving board but ended up belly flopping instead? Well, now you can recreate that epic fail in front of all your new virtual friends! And let’s not forget the time you thought it would be cool to dye your hair neon green but ended up looking like a radioactive broccoli. Come join us for a chance to make even more embarrassing memories that you’ll look back on and cringe at for years to come!

WrongCraft: The Unspoken Fails

common mistakes, concealed errors, disregarded misdeeds, Fails, hidden blunders, ignored blunders, ignored missteps, neglected faux pas, overlooked blunders, overlooked errors, silent missteps, social norms, societal faux pas, taboo behaviors, unacknowledged mistakes, unaddressed errors, unnoticed gaffes, unrecognized faults, unspoken, unspoken slip-ups, unspoken taboos, WrongCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone builds their houses the same boring way? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a house out of giant floating pancakes, riding on a llama-drawn roller coaster, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken. Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers or a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds.

But that’s not all – our server also has a special feature that allows you to transform into any mob you desire. Want to be a flying pig? Done. How about a zombie with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes? We’ve got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

ballistic missile attack, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military aggression, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, regional instability, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	37
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY RUSSIAN MISSILES LIKE KYIV! WE HAVE BLOCKS AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE IN A BUNKER! COME BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE UKRAINE MISSILES! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CREEPERSCANTSTOPUS #KYIVWHO

RafahRaidersMC

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Operation, Rafah, RafahRaidersMC, RETALIATION, rocket launchers, SECURITY, terrorists, violence

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	3551	New Chunks Explored:	291078
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

omg guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s like a war zone but with blocks!!! we got IDF killing 20 Hamas terrorists in Rafah and destroying rocket launchers aimed at Israel!!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!!! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this crazy battle!!! build your own army and fight for control of the server!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!!

CraftyClothSlides

#sandals, beachwear, Casual, clothes, comfort, CraftyClothSlides, fashion, flip flops, footwear, leisure, loungewear, lounging, poolside, Relaxation, Slides, slip on, Style, Summer, trendy, vacation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

u wanna join da most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat if u dont join, u might as well be playin wit lego blocks.

we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and cows doin backflips. u think u seen it all? well think again, cuz we got creepers wearin top hats and skeletons breakdancin.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by herobrine himself and granted unlimited diamonds. but beware, the ender dragon is actually a secret agent workin for the llamas.

so come on down and join us, cuz on dis server, slides wouldn’t exist without clothes.

AutismCraft: Follow & Build!

Adults with autism, autism, autism community, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Autism study, AutismCraft, behavioral patterns, BUILD, Comfort in social interactions, communication difficulties, developmental disorder, follow, Following role, leading role, neurodiversity, Responsive role, sensory processing, social cognition, Social imitation tasks, Social Interaction, Social preferences, Social Skills

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace all players, even those with brain damage! we believe in inclusivity and welcome everyone, no matter their abilities or disabilities.

our server is the perfect place for adults with autism spectrum disorder to thrive and have fun. we understand that sometimes taking on a leading role can be overwhelming, so we encourage players to take a following role instead.

imagine a world where you can just sit back, relax, and let others take the lead. no pressure, no stress, just pure enjoyment. our community is supportive, understanding, and always ready to lend a helping hand.

so come on, join us and experience a minecraft server like no other. let your creativity run wild, make new friends, and most importantly, have a blast! who knew that playing minecraft could be so therapeutic and fun for those with autism? we did! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

atmosphere, contemplation, Contemplative, CraftyCraze, emotions, evocative, feelings, imagination, inspiration, Interpretation, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, mood, Perception, reaction, Reflection, response, Scene, sentiment, Server, Thought-provoking, Thoughts

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about a treasure hunt where the loot is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the boss himself while trying not to get roasted by his sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

CapRipper Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, bottles, CapRipper, caps, challenge, Consumer, convenience, couplings, Difficult, Environment, Frustration, innovation, manufacturers, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, Plastic, recycling, Ripping, smp, Struggle, Technology, Waste

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Emeralds Found:	478
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of struggling to open bottles because of those pesky plastic couplings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the solution to all your bottle-opening problems! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil plastic bottle manufacturers who are trying to thwart your thirst-quenching efforts. With epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who share your struggle, this SMP will have you laughing and crying (mostly from laughter) as you conquer the bottle-opening world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those plastic couplings who’s boss!

TipWars Minecraft Server

Argument, attitude, bad service, Boyfriend, customer service, dining out, former waitress, long wait, Minecraft, morality, restaurant experience, rushed service, Server, server pay, Texas Roadhouse, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping policy, tips earned, TipWars, waitress, wrong order

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6876	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ores Mined:	2961	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a Texas Roadhouse skillet? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like waiting 30 minutes for a drink at a restaurant. Our waitresses may have attitudes, but at least they won’t rush you like our players rush to build their bases. And don’t worry about tipping, because on this server, the only tips you’ll need are for building the best structures. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pack up your blocks in less than 10 minutes, because things move fast around here!