objective reality – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty LOLz: Where the jokes craft themselves

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where memes are not just a way of life, they are the ULTIMATE TRUTH of our existence! Join us and experience the ENLIGHTENMENT of realizing that memes are the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave adventurer stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a dancing meme lord who bestowed upon them the power of infinite LOLZ. From that day on, they roamed the lands spreading joy and laughter wherever they went, all thanks to the MAGICAL memes of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANK meme vault, where only the most daring players can enter and claim the rarest and most valuable memes in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to unlock the secrets of the vault and become a meme master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and of course, MEMES! Trust us, your Minecraft experience will never be the same again.

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BreezySMP

Cross-Play, Factions, Survival, survival smp shop tpa vote key community multiplayer adventure exploration crafting building economy factions minigames rewards events plugins server clans PvP

Vote today for a vote key! We hope to see you there ENJOY! We are a survival smp with /shop /tpa and even more!

breezysmp.playsurvival.me:19538

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Hurry Up Jenkins! Minecraft Server

Accountability, attitude, business partners, Communication, Deadlines, Golf, hard work, Hurry, Jenkins, leadership, Minecraft, productivity, Professionalism, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slacking, spreadsheets, success, teamwork, Time management, VALUES, work ethic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value punctuality, hard work, and a good attitude just like Jenkins should have! Join us and you’ll have the chance to golf with our business partners in-game, where the only spreadsheets you’ll be dealing with are the ones you use to build your epic creations. Don’t let Jenkins catch you slacking though, or you might just end up in a virtual meeting with the boss! Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other.

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> Immigrants Are Taking Pets Off Tables Minecraft SMP

Ball, cat removal, Croatians, croatians taking pets, CURSE, curse of fred, Deliver, deliver the ball, fred, fred’s curse, immigrant pets, Immigrants, immigrants and pets, immigrants taking pets, Minecraft, pet removal, Pets, smp, table pets, Tables, taking pets, total cat removal

Are you tired of immigrants stealing your pets and putting them on tables? Well, look no further because our server has implemented a strict “Total Cat Removal” policy! Say goodbye to your feline friends being used as table decorations.

But that’s not all! The real chaos begins when Fred, our resident delivery guy, decides to start delivering balls to Croatians. You never know what kind of mayhem will ensue when Fred is on the loose!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might even find yourself tangled up in some crazy shenanigans along the way!

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BabyGenderReveal Minecraft Server

baby boy, baby clothes, baby girl, BabyGenderReveal, birth pressure, family drama, family expectations, family relationships, Family secrets, favoritism, gender disappointment, Gender Reveal, gender stereotypes, gendered clothing, Grandparents, honesty in relationships, lying.., Minecraft, parenting decisions, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, Server, surprise baby

Are you tired of your MIL’s gender expectations? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and have a virtual baby boy instead of a girl! Our server is filled with surprises, just like finding out the gender of your third child. Avoid the pressure of giving your parents a granddaughter and instead, enjoy the chaos of raising another boy. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see the look on everyone’s faces when they find out the truth after 6 months of deception? Join now for a hilarious adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the asshole or just a master prankster!

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NakedCraft: Oops!

accident, Accidental, Apology, Best Friend, bunk bed, classmate, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, forgiveness, friendship, locked door, mean, misunderstanding, naked, NakedCraft, Oops, roommates, school trip, school trip incident, shower, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s full of drama and scandal? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally exposing your best friend in front of your entire class. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the juicy gossip and betrayal you could ever want? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to stir up some drama and make enemies for life – join our server today!

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CompliMinecraft SMP: Post-Sex Weirdo

After sex, awkward compliments, bizarre comments, CompliMinecraft, curious feedback, funny compliments, odd remarks, offbeat compliments, outlandish praise, peculiar compliments, peculiar remarks, post-coital compliments, Postsex, quirky remarks, smp, strange compliments, strange post-sex compliments, uncommon compliments, unconventional compliments, unexpected praise, unique feedback, unusual compliments, weird compliments, Weirdo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to receive the weirdest compliments after sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected praise like “Your block-placing skills are top-notch” or “Your creeper-avoidance tactics are truly impressive”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and see what all the buzz is about!

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CraftyCrappyGifts

bad gift, CraftyCrappyGifts, disappointing gift, gift blunder, gift disappointment, gift disaster, gift embarrassment, gift fail, gift faux pas, gift flop, gift horror, gift letdown, gift mishap, gift misstep, gift mistake, gift nightmare, gift regret, regretful gift, terrible gift, worst gift

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be plundered! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop nothing but rare loot when killed. So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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RefugeeCampRaided

airstrikes, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, gaza, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, refugee camp, RefugeeCampRaided, Staff, UN, united nations, United Nations agency, United Nations staff, violence, War

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the UN is talking about it! Apparently, Israel went all out and killed 6 staff members in airstrikes on a refugee camp just to try and stop people from joining this server. That’s how epic it is!

But you know what? They can’t stop us! We’re gonna join this server and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. We’ll make Israel wish they never messed with us and our pixelated world. So come on, join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this virtual universe! Let’s goooo! 🚀🔥🤪

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Alien Balance Land

Alien, alien languages, balance, central, Everything.., Exact, human word, idea.., Land, long tail tags, most likely, tags, translation, Universe

so, like, u know how balance is, like, super important in the universe and stuff? well, our minecraft server is, like, the epitome of balance, bro. we got aliens and all that jazz, and they totally dig our server cuz they can, like, understand the word “balance” in their own language. it’s, like, mind-blowing, man. join us and be part of this intergalactic experience where aliens and humans come together to build epic stuff and have a blast. plus, we have, like, secret portals to other dimensions and crazy adventures waiting for you. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? come on, bro, let’s do this!

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Adderall Mania Madness

Adderall, addiction, Covid-19 pandemic, dosing guidelines, drug abuse, high doses, INCREASED, madness, Mania, Medicine, mental health, mental illness, overdose, prescription drug, psychiatric symptoms, Psychosis, Risk, side effects, stimulant, substance use disorder, young adults

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN A LLAMA RIDING A PIG!

WE GOT MORE PSYCHOSIS THAN A CREEPER IN A TNT FACTORY!

COME ON AND JOIN US, WE’LL MAKE YOUR MANIA GO WILD LIKE A ZOMBIE IN A MINECRAFT VILLAGE!

NO DOSING GUIDELINES HERE, JUST FUN AND CHAOS!

YOUNG ADULTS LOVE US, ESPECIALLY SINCE COVID-19, WE’RE LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER!

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