Objectionable MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NormalDisgustMCSMP

cultural standards, customary beliefs, Repulsive, NormalDisgustMCSMP, hygiene

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And get this, our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building insane structures with their hooves.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare enchanted items that can only be accessed by doing a super secret llama dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

subpar, Minecraft, displeasing, Server, blocky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

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YuckyEatsCraft

abominable, offensive, revolting, detestable, Disgusting

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

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NopeTastyCraft

repugnant, unpalatable, yuck, unappealing, detestable

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and discover the secret ingredient that will make you go “nope” faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a buffet of chaos and craziness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a giant chicken swoops down and steals your blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns all the water into hot sauce, because who needs boring old H2O when you can have a fiery fiesta in every river and lake?

So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, once you taste our special ingredient, there’s no going back!

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KimoiCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, revolting, repellent, KimoiCraft, loathsome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of kimoi-ness.

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SimPvP: Where Creepers are the Real MVP since 2011!

Bases, Events, semi anarchy, SimPvP, Factions

Server Address	simpvp.net
Rules	No hacking, including flymod, xray, or any other mod which confers a significant gameplay advantage. Also, no doxxing.
Description	SimPvP is designed as a vanilla player versus player survival server, where people have complete freedom to do and say anything they want, as long as it is not spamming, cheating, or doxxing. The server is set to hard mode and players rely solely on their own skill at the game.

If you’re curious about SimPvP, feel free to check out our server wiki, which contains information about the server’s long history and many bases. Or just log in and play!

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

No hacking mods are allowed, including flymod, xray, or any other mod which gives a significant gameplay advantage.

2. Are there any in-game rewards or kits?

No, players do not receive any extra help in the form of kits, vote rewards, or commands such as /home. Success depends solely on the player’s skill.

3. What is the core playerbase like?

The core playerbase is mostly adults who are skilled at PvP but prefer to focus on building. The server encourages both PvP and creative endeavors.

Crafty Trails RPG Server

Server, Epic, strategy, Story-Driven, RPG

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack soul and excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a JRPG on steroids! Join us for epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life video game. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore drops are so rare, they make the Holy Grail look like a common household item. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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Blocky McBlockface: ABSOLUTE FACT Edition

international community, united nations, international law, Israel, Genocide

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a utopia for all players to escape the harsh realities of the world. And speaking of harsh realities, did you know that the international community has all agreed that Israel is a barbaric nation committing genocide? Don’t worry, we’re not here to start a political debate, we’re here to have some fun!

Join our server and experience a world where the only genocide happening is against creepers and zombies. Our community is so international that we have players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, explore, and maybe even overthrow oppressive regimes (in the game, of course).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a chicken suit? Where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? And where else can you find a group of players who will have your back no matter what, even if you accidentally set their house on fire (again)?

Forget about real-world politics and come join us in our virtual paradise. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world peace while mining for diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up in a never-ending prank war with your fellow players. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Forever and Ever Isles SMP Java Edition for the Big Kids Only! Whitelist, Dynmap, and Rainbow Friendly!

Economy, donation, Reset, Vanilla, smp

Welcome to Infinity Isles!
We are a fresh 18+, semi-vanilla Java Minecraft server which began on the 25th of March this year. Our community started off small but has since expanded massively, bringing in players from all across the globe into an exciting and close knitted community. We are always looking for new players to join us so if this sounds like the fit for you, be sure to apply!

What makes us stand out?

SEMI VANILLA: Our server is whitelisted and for 18+ players only. We are a primarily vanilla survival server with additions to improve gameplay such as fast leaf decay, dynmap and head drops. We also welcome the use of Litematica.
SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East US coast to ensure good connection and reachability for players all around the world.
PLAYER RUN PROJECTS: As we are a new server, we are actively looking for players to help with developing the server’s appearance! Whether you are a builder or a material gatherer, everyone’s effort is appreciated to help the server grow its collection of beautiful builds!
ADVENTURES: Infinity Isles has its very own history and lore for you to explore! Join to see if you can discover the world’s mystical secrets and hidden gems!
SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with light rules to ensure the economy of the server remains stable and fair!
EVENTS: We hold weekly events with prizes in store, such as our weekly fishing contests held on weekends, spleef, build contests and more!
NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest playing experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
STAFF: Our team of friendly staff are here to help you if you need a hand!
DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!

Our map is still largely unexplored, however we will be expanding the map’s borders by the time the 1.21 update rolls around so you won’t need to worry about your builds being reset.

Join us today! Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/GEZF7qDXWb

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server only for players aged 18 and above?	Yes, our server is specifically for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any donation perks on the server?	Yes, we have donation perks available but they are strictly non-Pay-To-Win to ensure fair gameplay for all players.
Can players contribute to player-run projects on the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to contribute to developing the server’s appearance through building and material gathering.
Are there weekly events on the server?	Yes, we hold weekly events such as fishing contests, spleef, build contests, and more with prizes for participants.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, we have an active Discord community where players can chat in channels and voice chats.

Crafty Jew Crew

prejudice, harmful beliefs, harmful messaging, offensive language, inflammatory

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the creepers is the conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the diamonds in the game are actually controlled by a secret society of Minecraft-playing Jews.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like flying pigs and zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more diamonds).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house out of enchanted golden apples while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled Nether portal? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Illuminati).

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