so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.
plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!
