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HistoryOfSponges_MC_SMP

everyday items, everyday object, Fascinating, historical significance, History, HistoryOfSponges_MC_SMP, interesting facts, mundane objects, object discoveries, object evolution, object history, object innovations, object inventions, object mysteries, object origins, object stories, object transformations, object trivia, Surprising

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?! It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on there. We have like, epic battles with giant chickens and flying pigs. And like, the admins are all secretly unicorns in disguise, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Like, we have a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a potion that turns you into a dragon. It’s like, totally insane, you guys.

And get this, the history of this server is like, totally mind-blowing. It all started when a wizard accidentally turned his toaster into a time machine and ended up in the Minecraft world. And then he was like, “Hey, let’s start a server and invite all the coolest people in the universe!” And that’s how this epic SMP was born.

So like, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server everrrr, you gotta join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, am I right?!

Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

Apartheid, Beliefs, billionaire, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, deep state, Explanation, Honest, Hypocrisy, ketamine addict, latin references, Minecraft, Misinformation, new world order, political ideologies, political manipulation, Propaganda, Satanism, smp, societal divisions, societal issues, truth-seeking, Voting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, BLOCK, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, item builds, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, Party, salt mine, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Void Gems Collected:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, Chat, cybersex, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying Forums, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Ideas, Roleplaying Scenarios, seduction, smp, Stepfather Edition, taboo

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	7565
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ores Mined:	9800	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1933
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, pants, Shit, shoot, Shoot Pants Embarrassing Accident Humor Funny Oops Messy Regret Awkward Unfortunate Mishap Hilarious Mistake Embarrassment Regretful Comical Blunder Faux pas Oops moment, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

Auto-mine, BUILD, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fight, Fly, Free Donations, Game Currency, Hardcore, Leaderboards, MONEY, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, ONLINE, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, R4GELAND, RPG, Russian, Shops, Skills, Survival, trampolines, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Zombie Dances:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Animals Bred:	49

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime annihilation, anime apocalypse, anime destruction, anime elimination, anime eradication, anime extermination, anti-anime, cultural impact, destroy, Destruction, end of anime, entertainment industry, good of mankind, Humanity, Mankind, Media influence, Minecraft, must be destroyed, Server, societal harm, society

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

Alisson, Brazil, Brazils, competitive team, Coutinho, expensive, Firmino, football, international competition, Marquinhos, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Nowt, Players, Seleção, smp, Soccer, south america, SQUADS, talented squad, Tite, top players, World Cup

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Animals Bred:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

arousal, body sensations, Climax, Crafty, edging, Finishing, legs ache, Minecraft, orgasm, physical discomfort, Pleasure, self-control, Server, sexual activity, sexual endurance, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual technique, sexual wellness, Stamina, tip, Tipsters

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ores Mined:	5546
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	287	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.