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Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

Bitch, Bitchtits, I am, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tits

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!

TallyWorld

Aoneblock, boxed, claim-chunk, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, java, mini game, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, québec, Relax, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

TallyWorld 1.21.3 is a rare Quebec java server, a server to relax with pve survival and some games like the mini game Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed, the server is temporarily hosted on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it will go to another 24 hour server welcome everyone i hope you give it a chance to test it sorry my english is bad the server needs so much love to Right now it looks like a basic server with a secure connection like a golden shovel for grief prevention

TallyWorld 1.21.3 it a rare server Québecois java a server for relax with survie pve and few game like Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed mini game,the server is temporary heberged on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it gona go on a other server open 24h/24h welcome all hope you give it a chance for test it sorry my english is bad the server need so much love for now it like a basic server with secure pluging like griefprevention golden shovel claim chunk ^^

76.68.236.141

Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0 Minecraft server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

The owner of the server “Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

catlegend.ru

Hololive Minecraft Server: Stream or Scream

audience engagement, Commitment, Content Creation, Difficulty, digital entertainment, EN girls, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fans, hololive, live broadcasts, Live streaming, Mandatory, Minecraft, minimum hours, Online Community, Schedule, scream, Server, Stream, streaming, Time management, virtual idols, Virtual talents

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place to build and survive in! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and secret underground lairs full of treasure (and maybe a few skeletons, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server has a mandatory minimum of 69 hours of streaming per week because we believe in keeping our players entertained at all times. Plus, our EN girls have a hard time streaming because they’re too busy fighting off dragon raids and exploring the depths of the Nether. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Mbappe is Good Now Minecraft SMP

football, French, Good, Ligue 1, mbappe, Mbappe dribbling, Mbappe future star, mbappe goals, Mbappe potential, mbappe skills, mbappe speed, Minecraft, Paris Saint Germain, player, psg, smp, Soccer, Superstar, talent, World Cup Winner, Young Talent

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mbappe.

Once upon a time, Mbappe was just a regular Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world. But one day, he stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave him the power to destroy any block with just one swing. Suddenly, he became the most feared player on the server, with other players cowering in fear at the sight of him.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can harness the power of Mbappe and become a legend in your own right. Join our server and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and maybe even discover your own magical diamond sword. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Mbappe of our server!

KyrenMC

Balanced games, Chile, Community, Fair Play, Fun, Gaming, KyrenMC, latency, low latency, Miami, Minecraft, Multi-region, multiplayer, North America, PvE, PvP, santiago, Server, south america, Survival, united states

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	9270
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Multi-region Survival server with hosting in North and South America, designed to offer a low-latency gaming experience. Enjoy balanced games, without unfair advantages or unreachable players.

There are two IPs (they only affect latency and ping) to enter the server: na.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Miami, United States. sa.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Santiago, Chile.

45.58.126.196:25594

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

baby boomers, cultural evolution, cultural references, Cultural significance, current generations, dated references, generational divide, generational gap, historical context, historical knowledge, History Lessons, millennial, Minecraft, Nostalgia, outdated references, PALS, past generations, PIXEL, pop culture, pop culture references, Server, time capsule, understanding history, video games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	3591
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is filled with hilarious dated references that will have you LOLing for hours! From classic memes to old school internet jokes, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a time when Rickrolling was the height of comedy and “all your base are belong to us” was the ultimate meme. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of the internet – join our server now!

shoot little girl Minecraft SMP

aliens, blockquotepshoot, causing a scene, chimping out, girl, little girl, Minecraft, shoot, SMPpblockquote, strange actions, strange behavior, strange child, strange person, suspicious, suspicious actions, suspicious behavior, suspicious child, suspicious girl, suspicious incident, suspicious person, unusual behavior, unusual child, unusual person

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn!

Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!

Twilight Net

1.20, 1.8, eagler, Fun, grind, java, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, teammates, Twilight Net

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Twilight Net is 1.8-1.20 it’s very cool it’s eagler and Java compatible it’s PvP and SMP grind with your teammates and have fun

us1.uniplex.xyz:3014

Orange Kike Minecraft Server

blunder, con artist, Deception, error, falling for, Fell, Fooled, Foolish, gullible, Kike, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, orange, Repeated, Repetition, Row, scam, Server, Times, Tricked, Trust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of falling for the orange kike over and over again on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that pesky orange kike again! Join us and experience a world where the orange kike is just a distant memory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and reap the rewards!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you? That’s right, ninja pandas. Need we say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to the orange kike and hello to ninja pandas and diamond chickens!