Obituary MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LynchCraft: VelvetPeaks78

TV series, filmography, cinematography, Hollywood, Obituary

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like entering a David Lynch movie but with creepers and zombies instead of weirdos and mysteries 🧟‍♂️🎬 imagine building a world where u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in Lynch’s twisted mind 🤯🌌 who needs Twin Peaks when u can have Twin Blocks? 🏔️🧱 and forget about Blue Velvet, we got Blue Diamond armor to protect u from all the craziness 😎💎 join now and let’s get Lynchian together! RIP to the legend himself 🙏🎥 #MinecraftMadness #DavidLynchVibes

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MomCraftObituaryDrama

family, inclusion, arguments, MomCraftObituaryDrama, Partners

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leaving your boyfriend’s name out of your mom’s obituary is a valid reason to join! We understand the importance of drama and chaos in the virtual world, so why not bring that energy to our server?

Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your boyfriend’s mom over a Minecraft obituary! Watch as she throws a temper tantrum and demands you change it to include her precious son’s name. Who knew pixelated fun could be so intense?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between grief and family drama as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand by your decision to exclude your boyfriend’s name, or will you give in to the pressure and add him to the mix?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild ride of emotions, conflicts, and questionable decisions. Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have all this excitement instead? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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PeruCraft: Fujimori’s Revenge

Revenge, International Criminal Court, president, trial, Politics

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN ALBERTO FUJIMORI AT A CORRUPTION PARTY!

WE HAVE SO MANY WACKY MINIGAMES LIKE “HIDE AND SEEK WITH A TWIST” WHERE YOU HAVE TO FIND THE HIDDEN PLAYERS BUT THEY’RE DISGUISED AS LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS!

ALSO, OUR SURVIVAL WORLD IS LIKE NO OTHER, FILLED WITH SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

PLUS, OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE EPIC, YOU’LL BE BUILDING A GIANT LLAMA RIDING A RAINBOW INTO SPACE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH FLYING PIGS!

SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL MAKE YOU FORGET ALL ABOUT ALBERTO FUJIMORI AND HIS SHENANIGANS!

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CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

recall, Function, Obituary, Place, Die

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

college roommates, dormitory culture, dormitory facilities, blocks, dormitory rules

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dorms are the place to be! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and decided to build a dorm that was so epic, it had its own water slide, pet unicorn stables, and a secret underground disco room. The player became known as the Dorm Queen and all the other players flocked to her dorm to party and hang out.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dorm Wars, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who will reign supreme as the ultimate dorm champion. Will you rise to the challenge and claim the title for yourself?

So come join our server and experience the madness of the dorms for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Dorm Queen or King!

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Dusty Board Minecraft SMP

cleaning routine, cleaning supplies, dusty room, dusty board, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their bovine oppressors? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves wearing diamond armor. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to impress him with your building skills and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just make sure to dust off your keyboard before you log in – we wouldn’t want you to get lost in all the excitement!

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High Score Girl Minecraft Server

girl, Entertainment, Score, Hi Score Girl, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the best romcom anime you’ve ever seen! We’ve got all the drama, comedy, and romance you could ever want in a Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on our banger ED (Ending Theme) – it’ll have you dancing in your seat while you mine for diamonds!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can create your own love story with other players, battle it out in epic duels, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items and rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start living your own Minecraft anime adventure today!

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The MSG 0080 Minecraft SMP Show

action, smp, highly rated, Sci Fi, plot twists

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts a dance party in your living room. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers decided to help you mine for diamonds by exploding in perfect synchronization?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the legendary Disco Sheep. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

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Vernier Training Minecraft Server

Vernier calipers, youtube video, unconventional methods, rehydrating, Vernier

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we reward players with candy for accurately measuring blocks with Vernier calipers! Forget mining and crafting, it’s all about precision measurements here. And watch out for the Irish group who will challenge you to shoot targets with a 0.22 rifle while dehydrated – but don’t worry, they’ll rehydrate you with liquid blood if you succeed! Join now and prove your skills, if you dare! Check out our crazy antics in the video link, but be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart!

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Actual YLYL Minecraft SMP

Actual, funny, humor, LAUGH, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes when cracked open. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Keyboard that lets you control the game with just your mind. Good luck, adventurer!

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