Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of derpy villagers decided to start a Minecraft server like no other. They built a giant statue of a chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbow beams at unsuspecting players. But that’s not all – they also created a secret underground disco club where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil llamas with diamond swords. You can also participate in our weekly “Build-a-Taco” competition where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hitman of edizione hitman!