| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9711 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they compete in a dance-off to determine who is the ultimate blocky champion. Will Steve’s smooth moves outshine Herobrine’s spooky steps? Only one way to find out!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and will boogie down with you all night long.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6642 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
We’ve heard stories of players trying to use multiple credit cards in-game, only to have them all declined. But on our server, you can use as many payment methods as you want, because we believe in giving our players the freedom to spend their virtual currency however they please.
Join us now and experience a world where the only limit to your shopping spree is your imagination. Who needs a little plastic square when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and dine together on our epic Minecraft server!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3604 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| Crops Grown: | 8975 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4647 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident pink booty expert, Whiteboywhat. He’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in this wacky and wild world. But be warned, the land is also home to a gang of mischievous sheep who have formed their own secret society and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Get your pink booty over here and join the funniest, craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1444 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9218 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 77 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Join us for a wacky adventure filled with virgin brides, angelic Proverbs 31 girls, and only the nicest Christian ladies around. Build a church together, go on missions to spread the good word of Notch, and maybe even find your soulmate in the process.
But beware, only the purest of heart and the most devout of players will be able to survive in this crazy world. So grab your Bible, put on your diamond armor, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8761 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Join us for the ultimate survival challenge where you’ll have to fend off creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry llama. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about running water or electricity bills!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Who needs riches when you can have a pack of bloodthirsty canines as your loyal companions?
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual third world shithole without any of the actual consequences. Who needs real life when you can have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7557 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Join us and build epic structures with your favorite Nijisanji members, like virtual idols and crazy virtual entertainers! Watch multiple streams at once while playing, because why not? Who needs sleep anyway?
To join, just show us your love for Nijisanji by sharing your favorite content and proving that you can understand the language used by the branch you want to get into. And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t have time for shitposting, discordfags, or tribalfags here!
So come on over and let’s make some virtual magic happen in Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even become a virtual superstar yourself!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8159 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2116 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9423 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Join us and witness the insanity firsthand as we race through pixelated worlds, build epic structures, and battle mobs with the speed and precision of a hedgehog on caffeine. Who needs Sega when you can join our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft madness like never before?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of what really happened to Sega and Sonic Team internally. Or maybe you’ll just have a blast playing Minecraft with a bunch of crazy gamers. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5912 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5565 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
But don’t worry, if you’re not an INTJ, you can always join the cattle. They may not be the brightest bunch, but they sure know how to moo in harmony. Plus, they make great companions for your Minecraft adventures. Who needs a trusty steed when you can have a trusty cow by your side?
Join us on this wild and wacky server where the only rule is to embrace your inner INTJ or moo like there’s no tomorrow. Who knows, you might just find yourself herding cattle with a group of mastermind INTJs or plotting world domination with a herd of mooing cows. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9516 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where love knows no bounds – not even the boundaries of reality! Meet other players who are just as obsessed with finding the most bizarre and outrageous romance manga out there. From love triangles with Endermen to forbidden romances between players and villagers, our server has it all!
So why waste your time with the same old romance manga when you can dive into a world of love, laughter, and creepers? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your heart stolen – literally, because you never know what kind of crazy love story you’ll encounter next!
