| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5661 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 2790 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3902 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 352 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 83 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8743 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 278 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2399 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9771 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6382 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9221 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 105 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?
Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2168 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Votes: | 759 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!
So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9799 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.
And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.
So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8105 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 104 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4267 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 290 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
