Obey MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

foreign policy, controversy, News, trump, Politics

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

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Obey Jews Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Political Correctness, racism, Government, Politics

Are you tired of being outsmarted by Trump when it comes to following the orders of the Illuminati? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where even the craziest conspiracy theories come to life! Build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people, battle against NPCs controlled by the deep state, and uncover the truth behind chemtrails and mind control. Join us now and show /pol/ that you can be just as obedient to the powers that be!

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ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

Shieldmaiden, STRONG, Server, warrior, Minecraft

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

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NoRulesJustBlocks

follow, AUTHORITY, LIMITATIONS, NoRulesJustBlocks, obey

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.

we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?

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PrankCallCraft: Make Steve do the Chicken Dance!

influence, dream, steve, FANTASY, world

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the power to make anyone in the world your personal puppet! Need your boss to do the chicken dance during a Zoom meeting? Just give them a call on our server and watch the hilarity unfold. Want to see your favorite celebrity reenact scenes from your favorite movie? Just dial them up and make it happen!

Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip as you control the actions of anyone you choose. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on in and start pulling the strings on the world around you!

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PokeGoddesses MC Server

Personality, Roleplay, strength, Divine, Mythology

Are you ready to bow down to the ultimate Minecraft Goddess? Join our server and take the quiz to see which divine being you will serve! Will you be blessed by the Goddess of Diamonds, or will you be cursed by the Goddess of Creepers?

Our server is a mystical realm where players must kneel, worship, and obey their chosen Goddess. Build temples in their honor, offer sacrifices of rare items, and compete in epic battles to prove your loyalty.

But beware, for the Goddesses are not to be trifled with. Fail to please them, and you may find yourself struck down by lightning or plagued by a horde of zombie pigmen. Only the most devout followers will earn their favor and unlock the secrets of their power.

So come join us on our server and prepare to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Kneel. Worship. Obey. And may the blessings of the Minecraft Goddesses be ever in your favor!

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SingleCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, cosplayer, FAMOUS, introduction, city

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this guy’s love life! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Build your own world, make friends, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets like this guy did. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a good mining buddy) in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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EpoxyMC: Where even the Ender Dragon has to obey the laws of physics!

Quests, advanced features, Mechanics, starting out, epic journey

EpoxyMC Server

Server Details:

IP	play.epoxymc.net
Version	1.20.4

Why Join EpoxyMC?

Innovative Survival: Experience a unique blend of classic survival with advanced gameplay mechanics.
Exciting Features: Engage in challenging quests, use custom enchants, battle powerful bosses, and trade in a dynamic economy.
Thriving Community: Join a friendly and active player base where everyone is welcome.
Constant Updates: We regularly add new content to keep the adventure fresh and exciting.

Join us now at: play.epoxymc.net

See you in-game!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address play.epoxymc.net in your Minecraft client.
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, we regularly add new content and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Are custom enchants available on the server?	Yes, players can use custom enchants to enhance their gameplay experience.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a dynamic economy system in place that allows players to trade with each other.

SwallowCraft: Where you have to swallow it…your pride, that is! Join the fun today!

command, compliance, obedience, Fun, Consumption

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo. That’s right, we actually tame Ender Dragons and ride them like bucking broncos. It’s a wild ride, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you want to enter our server, you have to swallow it. Don’t ask questions, just trust us on this one. Happy mining!

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Mama’s Minecraft Madness

madness, parenting, AUTHORITY, GOD, Caregiver

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, because on this server, your mother is basically God. That’s right, whatever she says goes! Want to build a giant statue of her holding a diamond sword? Go for it! She’ll be so proud.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you follow her commands faithfully, she’ll reward you with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Some players even say she’ll bake you virtual cookies in-game. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come join us on this wild server where moms rule the world and you better listen or else! It’s a hilarious adventure you won’t want to miss. Just don’t forget to clean your virtual room before logging off, or you might face some serious consequences from the ultimate Minecraft mom.

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