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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7621 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7440 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Yo, yo, yo! Do you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you why you should! So get this, on our server, your social position is determined by your food preferences! That’s right, if you like pineapple on pizza, you’re automatically a VIP player! And get this, if you’re in the lowest social grade, you get special perks like double the odds of using food delivery apps! And guess what? Those who use food delivery apps are 84% more likely to live with obesity and 45% more likely to be overweight! So basically, if you wanna be the coolest player on the server, you gotta order takeout like there’s no tomorrow! Join now and let’s get this foodie party started!
