obesity Minecraft Servers | Page 3 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Death by Creeper

Cancer, creeper, death, diabetes, drug abuse, excessive drinking, health risks, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, lack of exercise, lack of sleep, life expectancy, obesity, Pollution, poor diet, Premature death, respiratory diseases, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, stress, Stroke, unhealthy habits

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out what reduces your life expectancy by at least 20 years! Is it the deadly mobs lurking in the shadows? The treacherous lava pits waiting to swallow you whole? Or maybe it’s the mysterious curse placed upon all who enter our server, turning them into blocky zombies forever doomed to mine for eternity.

But fear not, brave adventurer! For in this twisted world of pixelated peril, you will also find endless treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Discover hidden dungeons filled with diamonds the size of your head, tame mythical creatures to ride into battle, and build towering castles that defy the laws of physics.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright dangerous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to have a respawn point handy, because you’re gonna need it.

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchantments Applied:	183
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

active lifestyle, child development, childhood health, childhood obesity, early childhood, health benefits, healthy habits, long-term effects, obesity, obesity prevention, outdoor activities, outdoor environment, Outdoor exploration, outdoor play, physical activity, Play, play based learning, Playtime, preschool years, preventative measures, research findings, weight management

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2246
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	21
New Chunks Explored:	819945	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Boomer Health Crisis: Minecraft Edition

Aging population, baby boomers, boomer, Cancer, Chronic illnesses, Crisis, Edition, generational health drift, health, health decline, health trends, healthcare challenges, healthcare costs, healthcare disparities, healthcare system, Heart Disease, lifestyle diseases., longer life expectancy, Minecraft, obesity, preventative healthcare., public health crisis, type 2 diabetes, worse health, younger generations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where baby boomers are living longer, but they’re all in terrible health! Obesity, type 2 diabetes, cancer, heart disease – you name it, they’ve got it! It’s like a generational health drift, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server and witness the chaos as our players battle it out to see who can survive the longest with all these crazy health issues. Will you be the one to outlast them all? Or will you succumb to the madness and join the ranks of the unhealthy boomers?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special power-ups that can give you super strength, speed, and even the ability to eat all the junk food you want without consequences! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where health is a luxury and chaos reigns supreme!

Boomer vs Zoomer: Heart Health Wars

age group 33-46, American adults, boomer, British adults, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic disease, comparison study, cross-country comparison, health, health disparities, health inequalities, health markers, health outcomes, health trends, Heart, lifestyle factors, obesity, Obesity epidemic, public health, research findings, socioeconomic factors, socioeconomic status, Wars, Zoomer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

VeggieCraft Liver Woes

cardiovascular disease, diabetes, disease prevention, fatty liver, health, Healthy Eating, Korean adults, Lifestyle, liver, liver health, metabolic dysfunction, non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, nutrition, obesity, plant foods, plant-based diets, prospective cohort study, research study, steatotic liver disease, vegan, Vegetarian, VeggieCraft, woes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	103	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Votes:	1771	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that will make ur liver thank u? well, u found the right place, my dude! this server is like a magical land where plant-based diets will save ur liver from all the bad stuff. trust me, i saw a player eat a carrot and suddenly their liver was like, “thank u, next!” it’s like a real-life fairytale, but in minecraft form. join now and save ur liver from steatotic liver disease. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

chemical toxins, childhood health, childhood obesity, clinical risk factors, developmental origins of health and disease, early childhood development, environmental factors, epigenetic changes, epigenome, genetic predisposition, health outcomes, maternal health, metabolic disorders, obesity, obesity prevention, pediatric obesity, Perinatal chemical exposures, perinatal health, PixelPreggoCraft, predicting obesity, prenatal care, public health initiatives, RiskFree

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCarbCrusaders

calorie intake, Communication, Cooking, CraftyCarbCrusaders, diet, Exercise, grocery shopping, health issues, Healthy Eating, insulin resistance, lifestyle changes, meal planning, medical condition, nutrition, obesity, recipe books, Resources, self-care, Spouse, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ores Mined:	6346	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

TolerantCraft Minecraft Server

control, cultural beliefs, discrimination, double standards, fascism, freedom of expression, Hypocrisy, individual rights, Judging, Minecraft, morality, only God can judge me, Oppression, personal choices, Self-expression, Server, social expectations, societal norms, tattoos, telling people what to do, tolerant, TolerantCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated tattoos and questionable pixelated relationships on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all forms of pixelated self-expression!

Join us and experience the freedom to build whatever you want without fear of judgment from the “tolerant” players with their “only God can judge me” attitudes. We don’t care if you have a giant pixelated tattoo of a creeper on your back or if you’re in a pixelated relationship with a zombie villager – as long as you’re having fun, we support you!

Don’t let the haters tell you where you can look or breathe in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without fear of being judged or restricted. After all, who needs rules when you have pixelated freedom?

SisWeddingNoPlusOne? NotTodaySis!

attendance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, exclusion, family, family dynamics, Invitation, love, loyalty, NotTodaySis, partner, relationship, Respect, Significant Other, sister, SisWeddingNoPlusOne, Support, VALUES, Wedding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of boring weddings where your partner isn’t even invited? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is welcome, even your virtual significant other!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue and invite all your Minecraft friends to celebrate with you. No need to worry about family drama or hurt feelings, because on our server, love is all that matters!

Don’t be like the OP’s sister and exclude your partner from the festivities. Join our server and show the world that love knows no boundaries, not even in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among our players! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, even pixelated partners!

PickyPeeve Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, bothersome, DISLIKES, distinct, Frustration, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individual, IRRITATING, Minecraft, one of a kind, particular, peculiar, Personal, pet peeve, PickyPeeve, Preferences, QUIRKS, Server, Specific, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet peeve paradise! Join us if you’re a fan of riding pigs while wearing a chicken suit, building houses out of diamond blocks, and battling zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on over and join the wackiest server in town!

CraftyKindness

anonymous act of kindness, behind the scenes kindness, compassion, covert acts of kindness., CraftyKindness, Generosity, Good deed, helping others, hidden acts of kindness, Kindness, Making A Difference, private acts of kindness, Random act of kindness, secret act of kindness, Selfless act, silent good deed, small gestures, spreading positivity, undercover kindness, unnoticed acts of kindness, unspoken acts of kindness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Towns Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	New Chunks Explored:	43723
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Farms Harvested:	141
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret acts of kindness that will blow your mind! We have a secret underground society of players who go around leaving surprise gifts and building secret hideouts for each other. It’s like a real-life Minecraft version of Santa’s workshop, but with more explosions and lava pits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of players who ride around on rainbow-colored unicorns spreading joy and glitter wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a unicorn jousting match on our server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of secret acts of kindness you’ll discover? It’s like a never-ending treasure hunt of friendship and fun!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

anti-government, Belfast, BombCraft, civil disobedience, community uprising, Conflict, law enforcement, Minecraft, Northern Ireland, paint bombs, petrol bombs, Police, protest, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social unrest, Street violence, Unrest, urban warfare, Vandalism, violence, young people

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crops Grown:	6089
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can throw virtual petrol and paint bombs at virtual police officers in a blocky version of Belfast! with up to 50 players in a group, you can cause chaos and mayhem like never before! build your own virtual riot gear and defend yourself against the virtual attacks! it’s a wild ride of explosions and destruction, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

SewageSpillCraft

england, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental regulation, environmental responsibility, investigation, legal action, pollution control, regulatory compliance, sewage discharge, sewage spills, sewage treatment, SewageSpillCraft, wales, wastewater management, water contamination, water firm, water pollution, water quality, water resources

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so like, imagine this: you log into this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by water everywhere. but not just any water, nooo, this water is magical and sparkly and full of secrets.

you see, every water firm in England and Wales is under investigation over sewage spills, but not on this server! here, the water is clean and pure and perfect for building your underwater palace or starting your own mermaid kingdom.

join this server and be the ruler of the seas, the master of the waves, the sultan of the surf. dive into the depths and discover hidden treasures, mysterious shipwrecks, and maybe even a friendly sea monster or two.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your minecraft life!

CraftyDoers & LazyBuilders

comma separated, CraftyDoers, do nothing, do something, Generate, hoping, LazyBuilders, list, long tail, people, tags, up to 20

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	64931
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragons Tamed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.

we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

ChunkyCraft

ChunkyCraft, fertility, health risks, hormonal imbalance, lifestyle diseases., male infertility, male reproductive health, mens health, obesity, obesity complications, obesity effects, obesity impact, obesity research., overweight, reproductive health, reproductive system, semen quality, sperm count, sperm motility, weight and fertility, weight management

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Zombie Dances:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Alien Abductions:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

MineActors Minecraft Server

Actors, advocacy, artists, compensation, creative work, entertainment industry, equality, fair pay, fair treatment, fair wages, industry standards, labor rights, MineActors, Minecraft, Pay, Respect, Server, talent, Value, Voice actors, voiceover, wages, WORTH..

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	264651
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!